Masstoberfest 2014

[Daddymem]

Yeah, Lizardeye will fit right in. Sarcasm is his middle name.

 

[Daddymem]

Or is it roberta? I forget.

 

[Daddymem]

Hey, Masstoberfest is next weekend, isn't it? I better get the cup back from the Swedish Bikini Team this weekend, huh? That cup was life changing I tell ya.

 

[alane1]

OK I'll add ice and strippers to the list. Do the strippers have to be breathing or do you have a spot under the shed that is in need of filling?

The ice is to keep the strippers cold so they don't rot

 

[Melana]

Thought decomp was a good thing?

 

[bluemoose]

Thought decomp was a good thing?

Promotes healthy yeast.


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[paulthenurse]

Nobody wants an ice cold stripper. They're called Mrs Yeager.

 

[alane1]

alright I'll bring some shovels and quiklime

 

[paulthenurse]

Screw that ****. Bring strippers. Live, hot ones. With Daddy issues, low self esteem and lots of overdue bills. We're willing to compromise on the whole 'live and hot' issue.

 

[paulthenurse]

I better get the cup back from the Swedish Bikini Team this weekend, huh? That cup was life changing I tell ya.

The Masstoberfest Cup is good but it ain't that good . (Yet)

The only relationship you have with the Swedish bikini team was shining the cup while watching youporn.

 

[lizardeye]

I don't think it was the cup that he was polishing...

 

[Melana]

Screw that ****. Bring strippers. Live, hot ones. With Daddy issues, low self esteem and lots of overdue bills. We're willing to compromise on the whole 'live and hot' issue.

I don't think that the type of strippers that interests me would do it for you....

 

[paulthenurse]

Alright fine. Forget the stripoers. Stuff to brew, stuff you've brewed, something to eat, and socks for the feet.

I'm a poet.

 

[Daddymem]

The Masstoberfest Cup is good but it ain't that good . (Yet)

The only relationship you have with the Swedish bikini team was shining the cup while watching youporn.

Ok, ok, so you got me. It was the Canadian Bikini Team, here's my selfie.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pimpin' the Cup! I like it. Is it cold there or are they just turned on by the Cup?

 

[Daddymem]

Oh, we've had quite the year. Here's a selfie with the Estonian women's Water Polo team. It was tough getting the Masstoberfest Cup from the bottom of the pool.

 

[Daddymem]

Hollywood was a blast...

 

[Daddymem]

Hell...not so much.

Polishing the scorch marks off the cup was a *****...

 

[Daddymem]

Sadly, my trek to the summit of Mt Everest was a failure. Those poor sherpas...their poor families....

 

[paulthenurse]

I think that it's a DISTINCT possibility we have our first repeat winner.

What did the_bird do with the Cup other than a big fat load of nothing?

And Mort dropped it in my driveway and had to spend an hour fixing it, like it was Humpty F'ing Dumpty.

Daddy took it to Mount Everest. Took it to hell. Sat it on the Throne of Swords. Took it swimming, and surrounded it with mostly naked hotties.

That prick raised the bar awfully high. You *****es are going to have to work damned hard to equal his stuff. That boy got gamw.

 

[Daddymem]

I went through the pics...this is the only one that isn't NSFW from my trip to Mardi Gras.

 

[paulthenurse]

Can I adopt you?

 

[Daddymem]

Space was a little boring, but I did find the Russian's vodka stash on the International Space Station, so there's that.

 

[Daddymem]

You wouldn't believe the power the Masstoberfest Cup has. I got all access passes to the Superbowl!

 

[Daddymem]

Would you believe that the Masstoberfest Cup was hoisted high instead of Lord Stanley's Cup????

Wish I could post pictures from the after party...that cup has amazing panty dropping powers...

 

[Daddymem]

Can I adopt you?

Didn't you say the exact same thing after our trip to the Playboy Mansion. Whodathunk Paul was such a stud? Even Hugh was impressed. Was it you that stole his robe?

Good times, good times.

 

[Daddymem]

We were really surprised when the Cup got us in as extras in The Desolation of Smaug. Paulie actually made a pretty damn good Hobbit...

 

[Daddymem]

Honestly. I am sooo going to miss the Masstoberfest Cup. It's like part of the family now. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, showers, sleeping...they will never be the same. If I could wish one thing, it would be that EVERYONE got to experience the thrill of possessing the cup for a whole year. The adventures we had...wish I could tell you all of them, but there is so much NSFW.

My wife, on the other hand, will be happy. The couch IS a bit lumpy, and I can barely hear her from the backseat telling me how to drive.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't think any of those pictures are real.


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[kevinb]

I wish I could make this. It sounds like a blast.

 

[Bulls Beers]

I wish I could make this. It sounds like a blast.

Eh, it's ok...

 

[bluemoose]

If I wasn't washing my car that day I would totally consider coming.


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[paulthenurse]

I don't think any of those pictures are real.


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Are too!

You're not real!

 

[paulthenurse]

If I wasn't washing my car that day I would totally consider coming.


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A clean car is important.

 

[nhwrecker]

Wow. You're welcome. If it wasn't for me rebuilding the cup last year none of those pictures would have been possible.

I think I might have a picture of it sitting in the shed behind the lawn furniture and under the bike. Right next to the shovel and bag of lime.

 

[paulthenurse]

If you hadn't dropped it you wouldn't have had to fix it. Just sayin'

 

[Daddymem]

Wow. You're welcome. If it wasn't for me rebuilding the cup last year none of those pictures would have been possible.

I think I might have a picture of it sitting in the shed behind the lawn furniture and under the bike. Right next to the shovel and bag of lime.

So you were the one who put the pile of manure on the inside of the cup...yes, for my addition I had to take it apart. It is together again and only about 10 extra screws leftover when I was done. It should be good.

Hey, where's that milk stout recipe of yours? That was tasty.

 

[Daddymem]

I don't think any of those pictures are real.


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You, sir, are just jealous that I was able to harness the awesome power of the Masstoberfest Cup and you couldn't.

Got some nice seats to the game by letting the cheerleaders touch it. Now if they would stop stinking up the field.

Oops, you left it down there one the sidelines Paulie...

 

[paulthenurse]

Giselle asked me to leave it, she wanted to stand next to it for a while. She doesn't get a chance to hang out with something as cool and sexy as the Masstoberfest Cup every day you know.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I continue to doubt the validity of these pictures


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