Masstoberfest 2013

[eatmorefrogs]

The date is no good for me this year, but hopefully I can join you next year.

 

[Melana]

'eatmorefrogs'? Just a question... what's the reference?

 

[eatmorefrogs]

'eatmorefrogs'? Just a question... what's the reference?

it's as random as it sounds, not a reference to anything

 

[the_bird]

How many end up leaving?

In handcuffs? Usually no more than two or three.

 

[thatjonguy]

In handcuffs? Usually no more than two or three.

Doing it right!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

why would anyone wanna goto this anyway. huge sausage fest willed with old fat people

 

[paulthenurse]

At some point Paul kicks everyone out.

Already made one hell of a good start.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lame.

I had fckin popcorn made and everythin'

 

[the_bird]

Lame.

I had fckin popcorn made and everythin'

Well, what else were you going to use all that butter for?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I see what you did there Mr. Clever!!

 

[paulthenurse]

PTN, you gonna have your green monstah up and running with an open tap?

I sold it to Dakota after last years Fest. I only used it once a year.

I wont bring it up AGAIN that he has only paid for half because we've already plowed that field and the seed is STILL unsowed. Oh well. I'm no one to bitch about somebody forgetting about brew stuff. Ive gone that myself.
Maybe he'll let us use it as a way to catch up on back rent.

 

[Melana]

I sold it to Dakota after last years Fest.

You did WHAT?

 

[the_bird]

Dakota, Dakota, Dakota.... c'mon.

 

[paulthenurse]

Why do I feel like I'll get the coin from Dakota, go out to my truck and get blown up into smithereens.

 

[Melana]

That's ok, you have the 'in' with a firefighter!

 

[the_bird]

Why do I feel like I'll get the coin from Dakota, go out to my truck and get blown up into smithereens.

Nah. They'll be a lot less evidence if this "accident" happens on LSU. Is your insurance paid up?

 

[Melana]

So, LSU is going to go KaBOOM?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I don't know. Seems like someone's a marked man for Masstoberfest. People owe him money? He owe's people grapes? Large bank payments on a leaky tub? Hot dog steamer devaluation? Something could go down.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

So, LSU is going to go KaBOOM?

thats the only way his bank account could possibly recover

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't be teasing me about the hot dog steamer. I really want one of those Bad Larrys. I don't care who you are, you would feel more complete as a person if you could serve up 25 or 30 steamed hot dogs and rolls to your friends out if your very own hot dog steamer.

 

[the_bird]

I don't know. Seems like someone's a marked man for Masstoberfest. People owe him money? He owe's people grapes? Large bank payments on a leaky tub? Hot dog steamer devaluation? Something could go down.

I'd forgotten about that barrel of vinegar Paulie's got in his basement.

Even by Masshole standards, it sure seems like an excess of *********gery as of late.

Dakota owes Paulie money for the keezer
Paulie owes many people their share of an aging wine
Cape too cheap to bring a damn growler of Boggin' Beer to let us sample
Comcast and Paulie/Cape have some other kind of ****ing battle going on

What else am I forgetting? ****in' people.

 

[Melana]

If it comes to blows i'm sending BigJohn in.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'd forgotten about that barrel of vinegar Paulie's got in his basement.

Even by Masshole standards, it sure seems like an excess of *********gery as of late.

Dakota owes Paulie money for the keezer
Paulie owes many people their share of an aging wine
Cape too cheap to bring a damn growler of Boggin' Beer to let us sample
Comcast and Paulie/Cape have some other kind of ****ing battle going on

What else am I forgetting? ****in' people.

Ha!!!! I got THREE mentions! I'm CLEARLY the biggest ********* on this thread! Farkin' A right.


I'm #1. I'm number one!!!!!! I'm number one!!!!!

 

[the_bird]

Ha!!!! I got THREE mentions! I'm CLEARLY the biggest ********* on this thread! Farkin' A right.


I'm #1. I'm number one!!!!!! I'm number one!!!!!

Cape deserves three mentions, too; I forgot to jot down his temper tantrum over the Trinity pic.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya but there can only be one WINNER and I'm it!!! I am the people's choice as the NUMERO UNO ********* on a thread devoted to *********s and that makes all the rest of you second tier, cut rate, also ran *********s!


I think I'll grow a mullet and get a pair of Lycra leopard skin pants.


What am I saying? I'm número f'ing UNO!!!!

I'm going with the complete Lycra leopard skin leotard!

"Hey Consuela, extra tight in the crotch! Rapido! Rapido!!! C'mon already... My fan club is waiting...."

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Ya but there can only be one WINNER and I'm it!!! I am the people's choice as the NUMERO UNO ********* on a thread devoted to *********s and that makes all the rest of you second tier, cut rate, also ran *********s!


I think I'll grow a mullet and get a pair of Lycra leopard skin pants.


What am I saying? I'm número f'ing UNO!!!!

I'm going with the complete Lycra leopard skin leotard!

"Hey Consuela, extra tight in the crotch! Rapido! Rapido!!! C'mon already... My fan club is waiting...."

ya ok, did you get uninvited to something, threatened bodily harm, no, that makes me #1

 

[Melana]

Ya but there can only be one WINNER and I'm it!!! I am the people's choice as the NUMERO UNO ********* on a thread devoted to *********s and that makes all the rest of you second tier, cut rate, also ran *********s!


I think I'll grow a mullet and get a pair of Lycra leopard skin pants.


What am I saying? I'm número f'ing UNO!!!!

I'm going with the complete Lycra leopard skin leotard!

"Hey Consuela, extra tight in the crotch! Rapido! Rapido!!! C'mon already... My fan club is waiting...."

Paul, you know I love you... please - I BEG - do not wear the lycra.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bump

 

[Melana]

Crickets?

 

[DakotaRules]

Paul smells funny...