Married guys... [****]

[kombat]

Just a straightforward, yes or no question. The results would be ... interesting.

 

[neilpcraven]

"But if you don't **** you're a liar
And a fool if you say that you do
But next time that you see
Prince Charles on TV
remember, he wanks himself too."

 

[LabRatBrewer]

Every guy either masturbates or sings a song in the shower
The odd thing is: if they sing, then they all sing the same song
Do you know what song?

 

[Ridire]

What, like today?


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[Ridire]

Every guy either masturbates or sings a song in the shower

The odd thing is: if they sing, then they all sing the same song

Do you know what song?

No, do you?


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[iaefebs]

Take your hand off your dick and click on spell check.

 

[Ridire]

Take your hand off your dick and click on spell check.

That made me laugh out loud for real.


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[seabass07]

Wtf kind of question is this? Of course we do.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

No, do you?


Sent from here, because that's where I am.

Me?, No...I've always wondered.

 

[dfc]

I've always been like a spider monkey...

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Is this thread related to the "favorite female artist" thread?

Or, did I just put those together in my own head...

 

[dfc]

Is this thread related to the "favorite female artist" thread?

Or, did I just put those together in my own head...

Jayden James (****).

 

[GuldTuborg]

Every guy either masturbates or sings a song in the shower
The odd thing is: if they sing, then they all sing the same song
Do you know what song?

Turning Japanese?

But seriously, is this even a real question? Show me a married man who gets enough that he doesn't feel the need to jerk one off here and there, and you'll be showing me a dude w/o nuts or someone I will presently strangle out of spite.

 

[boydster]

If you have a good craft beer bar or bottle shop close by, would you still also brew your own beer? Exactly.

 

[jdhasse]

Like it stole something


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[jonmohno]

THis sounds like a thread a young woman would start out of curiosity. No offense OP, but the answer to the poll is yes 100% or 99% .... .9 Even if you were a porn star or married to a porn star or even married to the hottest woman ever or even married to a nympho. Or else you would seriously have some serious dedication and self control. Or your name was Jesus in the year 14-33?

 

[Cyclman]

There are Jews in the world there are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them

I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on you're
A Catholic the moment Dad came

Because every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God get quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine and mine and mine

Let the pagan spill theirs
Over mountain, hill, and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate


Read more: Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics | MetroLyrics

 

[onetoeddogbrewery]

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[Homercidal]

Only on long car trips. Isn't that where the term "White Knuckle Driving" came from?

 

[hunter_le five]

As of the time of this posting, there are 17 honest men, and one filthy lying coward in the poll.

What's the matter, is SWMBO looking over your shoulder?

 

[Homercidal]

I forgot to vote!

So, we only have the option of "Occasionally"?

 

[dobe12]

Well, it's nice to see 95% of us are telling the truth. That's a nice solid percentage. The other 5% are liars... or eunuchs.

 

[boydster]

Who answered no???

 

[seabass07]

Someone with a prude wife that was reading the computer screen.

 

[BrewerinBR]

I bet the guy who answered no is not really married!

 

[dobe12]

I bet the guy who answered no is not really married!

Now there's a poll question (no pun intended)!
You did the deed more before or after you got married?
I think I know what these results would be.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Or a better question would be... Who has her lean over and catch it?

 

[seabass07]

Since this thread has been labeled ****, how about making it actually ****?

 

[jhoneycutt]

^ ive seen better.

 

[badlee]

I say to the mrs, I am going for a ****,do not call me
She doesnt call,that is how much she loves me