Let's see your ugly junk

[Short Drive]

Here's mine. I know everybody has some, let's see it.

 

[Brewing Clamper]

Phew, you scared me there for a moment with that thread title!

 

[AGBrewer]

Phew, you scared me there for a moment with that thread title!

But you clicked anyway

 

[Bobby_M]

Sorry dude, but posting your keg pic here after Biermuncher has already posted his is like trying to tell a story about having a single wisdom tooth pulled. Not so much impact.

 

[Brewing Clamper]

But you clicked anyway

It's like one of those Cheese or Orpheus posts... you just have to... no matter what your brain tells you...

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Pfffft... that junk is rather pretty compared to some of the other junk that I've seen posted here.

 

[BlindLemonLars]

That's the second ugliest keggle I've ever seen.

 

[Cheesefood]

That's the second ugliest keggle I've ever seen.

Think again.

http://www.bamfbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/IMG_0014.JPG

 

[BlindLemonLars]

Think again.

http://www.bamfbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/IMG_0014.JPG

Oh, the humanities! That is tragic...

I like the pencil on the floor. It suggests that some planning actually went into this project.

 

[Cheesefood]

Oh, the humanities! That is tragic...

I like the pencil on the floor. It suggests that some planning actually went into this project.

Looks like at one point he used a door-knob hole saw.

 

[the_bird]

Looks like at one point he used a door-knob hole saw.

"Why isn't this working? Oh, sh*t, this keg isn't made out of wood, is it?"

Hey, this guy has proven that not only is it hard to see staight when you're drunk, it's hard to see circles, too.

 

[BierMuncher]

Most importantly, make sure to get your pilot holes right...





And always make sure to shine that puppy up after each use:



Couple more gems:

 

[Yooper]

I'm absolutely and thoroughly disappointed in this thread. I was expecting much more exciting photos!

 

[AGBrewer]

You are f*$#ing hilarious, and I agree that keggle would be no where near as unique without the perfectly plotted and drill pilot holes

 

[the_bird]

I'm absolutely and thoroughly disappointed in this thread. I was expecting much more exciting photos!

Now, if you'd like to share your "junk in the trunk," go right ahead!

 

[Yooper]

Now, if you'd like to share your "junk in the trunk," go right ahead!

As as matter of fact, it has happened. You guys just all missed it! There may be someone around here who remembers it, though.

But, does this count as ugly junk?

 

[the_bird]

As as matter of fact, it has happened. You guys just all missed it! There may be someone around here who remembers it, though.

But, does this count as ugly junk?

https://cdn.homebrewtalk.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=2767&c=1&userid=4189

I remember you pole dancing!

 

[Yooper]

I remember you pole dancing!

Haha- that's right. I almost forgot that one. There is another one though........it was a top secret one. If you ask the right person, you might find out about it!

Ok, what about this "junk"- my brewing "sculpture":

 

[Cheesefood]

The fact that you posted Junk pictures when I wasn't there to enjoy only goes to prove you're a horrible human being.

You know how I can tell you're a UPer? There's an ad for sweatshirts on TV. Cheap sweatshirts.

 

[Jim Karr]

When we vacationed in North Dakota, the nightly news was sponsored by a Self-propelled combine dealer..

"this little beauty has only done 50,000 acres"

 

[Bernie Brewer]

OK here's mine:


My lagering freezer, and a couple old bench cappers a friend gave me.





That freezer it is so old, it was made by International Harvester! I've got to get a new one, that old hog must make my service meter spin like a top! Thankfully, winter's here, and I won't need it for a while.

Oh, BTW, the cappers still work, sort of.........

 

[Kevin Dean]

posting your keg pic here after Biermuncher has already posted his is like trying to tell a story about having a single wisdom tooth pulled.

You mean like this one, where I announced my single tooth removal right after someone had a kid?

 

[brewhead]

what u use to open that keg? a p-38?

 

[Fingers]

Now, if you'd like to share your "junk in the trunk," go right ahead!

This is the 'ugly junk' thread. You're looking for the 'Yooper junk' thread. I don't think we get that until 5,000.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

I don't use this chiller setup anymore, but it worked really well.

 

[Fingers]

Okay, I'll be the one to ask. What are you using now? (braces for Yuri pr0n)

 

[Yuri_Rage]

A copper coil inside a keggle full of ice water:

 

[Fingers]

From CFC to immersion? That seems backwards. Enlighten me, oh he who manufactures.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

From CFC to immersion? That seems backwards. Enlighten me, oh he who manufactures.

That's not really an immersion chiller. It's a CFC without the counterflow part. I actually used the KISS principle here. I only need the single pump to make it work. It chills wort as fast as I can transfer it.

 

[paulthenurse]

I feel so freakin' inadaquete right now. Sort of like the day in fourth grade I played "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on the piano and Jeanie Kuklinski played a freakin Beethoven concerto.