ChshreCat
Well-Known Member
Actually, the reason I got a kilt is because my wife wanted me to. I asked her why she wanted me to wear a kilt and she said it was for the same reason I wanted her to wear lingerie. So, I got a kilt. 
I've researched my family history, and it's a mess. English and English/German on moms side and Scottish/Czech and Irish/German on dads. What kind of a kilt for this mess?
Well, the girlfriend couldn't help it any longer. She likes mine so much she bought a SportKilts Mini. I will refrain from specifics, but yeah that's gonna get her Frakked repeatedly by me. Especially with the knee high Docs she just bought! Damn I am a lucky man! She has beautiful kids and they have fricken Goddess Mom as far as I'm concerned, but the mini Campbell has me at a loss of expression. My tounge gets dry and my lips stick to my teeth from forgetting to close my mouth when I stare at her in it. Now, I have always had a thing for girls with nice legs in skirts, but... as they say in Spaceballs, "We've gone to plaid!" I'm gonna need a heavier sporran if you get my drift...wood!![]()