is this CONSIDERED lying or not?

[Stevo2569]

When mentioning your significant other, you must post a picture of her so we can see if her knees are pointy, or if she has the crazy eyes. You'll get much better responses when we know what we are dealing with.

THIS
and
YES.
All women lie, its in their nature. Accept it and move on.

 

[two_hearted]

this.

agreed.

+1

 

[Randar]

All women lie, its in their nature. Accept it and move on.

*waits for Yooper*...

 

[BrewKnurd]

im not asking for any type of advice!!!!!!!!!just a simple truthful yes or no!!! Forget its my wife!! If ur mail man said this to you would you turn around and say "this guy is a frigin
' lier!!!.....THAT IS MY QUESTION!!!

Not a lie. Or at least what you've presented, no reason to know its a lie.

If you ask me if i have someone's number, i'm going off of if I *HAVE* it, not if I can get it.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

im not asking for any type of advice!!!!!!!!!just a simple truthful yes or no!!! Forget its my wife!! If ur mail man said this to you would you turn around and say "this guy is a frigin
' lier!!!.....THAT IS MY QUESTION!!!

Why the **** would I be asking my mail man for a number?

 

[BrewKnurd]

All women lie, its in their nature. Accept it and move on.

All *people* lie.

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

Why the **** would I be asking my mail man for a number?

Maybe he's got a big package and wants to leave it at your back door?

 

[MalFet]

Why the **** would I be asking my mail man for a number?

Mailmen know things. Dark, scary things.

 

[fuhmon]

this is just how women think... they are all crazy!!

 

[corrales_305]

Ok.. To answer your question it's not a lie..

You asked "Do you have xyz's number?"
She answered "No"

You said "you should get the number"

She said "I can get it on Facebook"

YOU ARE MISSING THE PART AT THE END WHERE SHE SAY'S "OH ACTUALLY I CAN't GET IT ON FACEBOOK. SO U SAY ITS TECHNICALLY NOT A LIE!!....NICE TO KNOW....SO NEXT TIME SOMEONE CHOPS THIER FINGER OFF IN MY HOUSE OR SOMETHING AND ASK ME TO DRIVE THEM TO THE HOSPITAL I WILL SAY "SORRY, I DONT HAVE THE KEY'S TO MY CAR ON ME" BECAUSE TECHICALLY I DONT(THEY ARE ON THE COFFE TABLE). EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THEY ARE TWO STEPS AWAY ON THE COFFEE TABLE...AND I CAN JUST LET THEM BLEED TO DEATH AND TECHICALLY IM NOT LIYING AND THIS IS AN HONEST THING TO DO!!!....THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!!!

 

[two_hearted]

Hey man, cool it with the caps lock. We get it. You're upset. It's hurting our eyes.

You're obviously upset and have some trust issues with your wife. You should go talk to somebody. We're a bunch of snarky bastards over here and will probably just make it worse. There are lots of counselors out there who specialize in helping with these types of situations.

 

[Cranny04]

hey man, cool it with the caps lock. We get it. You're upset. It's hurting our eyes.

You're obviously upset and have some trust issues with your wife. You should go talk to somebody. We're a bunch of snarky bastards over here and will probably just make it worse.

+1

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

YOU ARE MISSING THE PART AT THE END WHERE SHE SAY'S "OH ACTUALLY I CAN't GET IT ON FACEBOOK. SO U SAY ITS TECHNICALLY NOT A LIE!!....NICE TO KNOW....SO NEXT TIME SOMEONE CHOPS THIER FINGER OFF IN MY HOUSE OR SOMETHING AND ASK ME TO DRIVE THEM TO THE HOSPITAL I WILL SAY "SORRY, I DONT HAVE THE KEY'S TO MY CAR ON ME" BECAUSE TECHICALLY I DONT(THEY ARE ON THE COFFE TABLE). EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THEY ARE TWO STEPS AWAY ON THE COFFEE TABLE...AND I CAN JUST LET THEM BLEED TO DEATH AND TECHICALLY IM NOT LIYING AND THIS IS AN HONEST THING TO DO!!!....THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!!!

Did you ask your mailman for the number? I bet he'd be lying too if he said he didn't have it.

 

[JohnnyO]

What's with all the yelling?

 

[bob1852]

Wow dude. Sounds like you may have some deep seated trust issues. Ease up on the throttle a bit, take a step back and look at your posts here. Sure, it's understandable to be upset when you feel you can't trust someone. But your ire is a bit augmented, don't you think?

*seeded

 

[MalFet]

YOU ARE MISSING THE PART AT THE END WHERE SHE SAY'S "OH ACTUALLY I CAN't GET IT ON FACEBOOK. SO U SAY ITS TECHNICALLY NOT A LIE!!....NICE TO KNOW....SO NEXT TIME SOMEONE CHOPS THIER FINGER OFF IN MY HOUSE OR SOMETHING AND ASK ME TO DRIVE THEM TO THE HOSPITAL I WILL SAY "SORRY, I DONT HAVE THE KEY'S TO MY CAR ON ME" BECAUSE TECHICALLY I DONT(THEY ARE ON THE COFFE TABLE). EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THEY ARE TWO STEPS AWAY ON THE COFFEE TABLE...AND I CAN JUST LET THEM BLEED TO DEATH AND TECHICALLY IM NOT LIYING AND THIS IS AN HONEST THING TO DO!!!....THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!!!

This thread just keeps getting more and more interesting.

Cut bait, man. You're not going to get what you want here.

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

It's ok buddy, we'll get through this.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

What's with all the yelling?

I assume he's in armory with all the mortar he's lobbing.

 

[JohnnyO]

*seeded

Really? I could have sworn it was "seated", as in "He's sitting down pat, deep in that seat." I guess "seeded" works too.

Thanks AZ!

 

[E-Mursed]

The only advice I have to offer is this:

Do you want to be right, or do you want to be married?

So true.......

 

[MalFet]

*seeded

*seated

deep-seeded

edit: better source - http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/001815.html

 

[bob1852]

Really? I could have sworn it was "seated", as in "He's sitting down pat, deep in that seat." I guess "seeded" works too.

Thanks AZ!

Anytime, Johnny. Just wanted to make sure you were typing the truth, lest you get yelled at for lying.

 

[Stevo2569]

*waits for Yooper*...

Thought about that when I wrote it.

All *people* lie.

True. Not trying to make this a Women/Man battle.

 

[JohnnyO]

deep-seeded

edit: better source - Language Log: Deep-seeded ignorance

Much obliged, good sir.

Anytime, Johnny. Just wanted to make sure you were typing the truth, lest you get yelled at for lying.

Mercy. I did almost step in it, didn't I.

 

[corrales_305]

sorry about the caps lock ....i need a new keyboard .....the caps just come one without touching the caps key. but really i have learned alot from you guys today....so if my wife asks me "did you just come home from a strip club?" i can say "no" because the sign outside the place reads"joe's cabaret" not "joe's strip club" and technically im not liying....this is great news!!or "were you doing that lady yesterday" i can say "no honey" because it was on sunday not yesterday....so technically im not liying.....thats great, why didnt i think of this before?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

True. Not trying to make this a Women/Man battle.

Don't worry. Yoop won't beat you down that bad.

With that bad back and all she'd have to take it easy.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Downward Spiral - Nine Inch Nails

Oh wait, this isn't the endless music thread...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

sorry about the caps lock ....i need a new keyboard .....the caps just come one without touching the caps key. but really i have learned alot from you guys today....so if my wife asks me "did you just come home from a strip club?" i can say "no" because the sign outside the place reads"joe's cabaret" not "joe's strip club" and technically im not liying....this is great news!!or "were you doing that lady yesterday" i can say "no honey" because it was on sunday not yesterday....so technically im not liying.....thats great, why didnt i think of this before?

Yes.

You should do that. Maybe if you were doing someone you wouldn't have so much pent up anger. Maybe try self molestation.

 

[JohnnyO]

BTW, OP, I hope Reyes blows out his hammy in Spring Training.

 

[corrales_305]

Ok.. To answer your question it's not a lie..

You asked "Do you have xyz's number?"
She answered "No"

You said "you should get the number"

She said "I can get it on Facebook"

Yes.

You should do that. Maybe if you were doing someone you wouldn't have so much pent up anger. Maybe try self molestation.

you are right my good man, right indeed(except for the self molestation part..lol)