Is my beer infected?

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Did I say beer? Sorry, I meant to say penis....Is my penis infected?

Oh, gosh darn, there I go again, I was so busy looking at Russia from my bedroom window that I forgot I don't have a penis. I was just talking about the penis I am holding in my hand.

What's your name? Shagger? Shegger?.....Ah, ok, Sheckey....This thing I'm holding, is it infected? Please be honest Joe....er, I mean Sheckey. You can tell me. I won't post your answer on HBT.

It seems to have some furry patches around the base, should I dip that in some starsan?

 

[Revvy]

*pulls up a seat and watches where this one leads.*

So Gnome, have you gotten a new dealer of something? I think the acid you've been doing lately must be some wild a$$ed ****.

 

[carbon111]

Gnome, boil it for about 15 minutes...should be okay at that point.

 

[zman]

MMMMM...Acid.... those were the days. LGI I think you need to go out and get some fresh air or something

 

[Kelsch]

I skipped over this thread 3 or 4 times in the "New Posts" before I realized where it was posted and who posted it. I have high hopes for this thread.

 

[beerkrump]

Pictures???

 

[chefmike]

Following threads on here is like heading down the rabbitt hole... and the colors are so pretty too!

 

[shecky]

Where the hell do I figure into this thing?

And I'd say, no, it's not infected. All that sagging and puss is simply from lack of use. What happened, did you have your hands amputated?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Gnome, boil it for about 15 minutes...should be okay at that point.

Nurse!!! I said prick his boil!! Not boil his prick!!

 

[Evan!]

Here's a thought: take some of the stuff you're putting up your nose, and apply it to said penis. That will be fun for the whole family!

[youtube]6AM6vMIudVs[/youtube]

 

[carbon111]

Nurse!!! I said prick his boil!! Not boil his prick!!

 

[dataz722]

<------ trying to get a seat early and avoid the crowd



If you are not sure who's it is just measure it. More than 4" and its not shecky's

 

[Revvy]

Oh god...I just realised that this is going to show up in the similar threads box and on search...I can just see some nervous noob in 6 months or so searching for infected beer info, and stumbling into this freakshow.

Bwhahaha!

 

[shecky]

<------ trying to get a seat early and avoid the crowd



If you are not sure who's it is just measure it. More than 4" and its not shecky's

I knew you'd remember that intimate night we shared. You are such a tease.
Wink, wink.

 

[beerkrump]

Did you taste it?

 

[dataz722]

Oh god...I just realised that this is going to show up in the similar threads box and on search...I can just see some nervous noob in 6 months or so searching for infected beer info, and stumbling into this freakshow.

Bwhahaha!

I can't wait for that.

I knew you'd remember that intimate night we shared. You are such a tease.
Wink, wink.

Who would have guessed you were that flexible!

 

[beerkrump]

If you can describe the flavor, we may be able to trouble shoot it for you.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

<------ trying to get a seat early and avoid the crowd



If you are not sure who's it is just measure it. More than 4" and its not shecky's

SHHHHHH!! I'm listening to Ween!! I loves me some ween!


I'm just a little Weeny at heart

 

[shecky]

Who would have guessed you were that flexible!

Pilates, my friend, pilates. I took classes from Yooper. She showed me how to put my legs behind my ears.

 

[beerkrump]

Revvy, says that his never shows any activity half the time and is OK.

 

[dataz722]

Pilates, my friend, pilates. I took classes from Yooper. She showed me how to put my legs behind my ears.

At first I read that as Pirates. That was slightly disturbing. Even more so than everything else in here.

 

[carbon111]

Revvy, says that his has never shows any activity half the time and is OK.

LOL!

My coworkers are wondering why I'm howling. Damn...

 

[Revvy]

Spray some Windex on it...it cures everything.

(or maybe starsan.)

If you know which movie this is from you win a kiss from LGI!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I love pirates. If I get green on my inner thighs, then I know them pirate ear rings are not real gold.

 

[dataz722]

I love pirates. If I get green on my inner thighs, then I know them pirate ear rings are not real gold.

But were the earrings actually in their ears?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Spray some Windex on it...it cures everything.

(or maybe starsan.)

If you know which movie this is from you win a kiss from LGI!

You big fat Greek bastard, you!

 

[Revvy]

Revvy, says that his never shows any activity half the time and is OK.

Uh yeah....don't remind me....I haven't had a "blowoff tube" that wasn't my own doing in a long time.

 

[Evan!]

Spray some Windex on it...it cures everything.

(or maybe starsan.)

If you know which movie this is from you win a kiss from LGI!

No, you don't win a kiss, you get your dignity card revoked (myself included, because my wife watches that stupidass movie sometimes when it comes on teevee).

They stole that from Chris Rock anyway...not the same product, but the same idea.

[youtube]wd-EBG3a7jU[/youtube]

 

[JoeMama]

Maury approves of this thread.
-Me

 

[dataz722]

I didn't even need to hit play on that youtube clip. That is one of my favorite jokes of his.