Is my beer infected?

[Revvy]

No, you don't win a kiss, you get your dignity card revoked (myself included, because my wife watches that stupidass movie sometimes when it comes on teevee).

Actually it is sort of a "guilty pleasure" movie of mine...it really isn't too different from my Spanish ethnic/second generation upbringing.
Elderly Greek women in babushkas and Elderly Spanish women in babushkas are pretty interchangable...They're both scary.

 

[dataz722]

now its an endless wormhole

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/my-beer-infected-71110/index2.html#post1473838

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

now its an endless wormhole

You bastard! Do you realise how horny that makes someone with a worm shaped penis!?


mmmmmm........endless wormhole

 

[dataz722]

You bastard! Do you realise how horny that makes someone with a worm shaped penis!?

Actually no, I did not. But thank you for informing me of that.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Disclaimer: My penis does not actually resemble a worm.

In actual fact, it resembles anything that the nearest lady wants it to look like. I have a shape-shifting penis.

I remember that one time I was standing near Rosie O'Donnel, wham! Jodie Foster shaped penis. That one was hard to explain in the men's room!

I met Clinton one time, and yeah, a fooking cigar! Great for dating Castro, but frankly, you don't want a penis like mine. I mean, I met Anjelina once, NOBODY needs a penis shaped like an undernourished African child.

You just gotta trust me on this one.

 

[beerkrump]

Be very careful, this thread is a landmine field of sexual innuendo. *BOOM*

 

[dataz722]

Innuendo would imply that it was hidden.

 

[beerkrump]

I met Clinton one time, and yeah, Bill's head on a stake!

Fixed it for you.

 

[chefmike]

But what is happening over here?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

But what is happening over here?

Darn that infernal wormhole!! That thread is only suitable for people with normal penises!

 

[beerkrump]

My penis does not actually resemble a worm.

This may be quote worthy.

 

[arturo7]

That thread is only suitable for people with normal penises!

Wouldn't that be peni?

 

[Kelsch]

Wouldn't that be peni?

Or would it be penii?

 

[beerkrump]

From Webster's:

* Main Entry: pe·nis
* Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəs\
* Function: noun
* Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nis·es also pe·nes \ˈpē-(&#716nēz\
* Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos
* Date: 1668

: a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris