Idiots at Rogue...

[seabass07]

Kind of like that "Wet Shaving" thread. I always think that's about something else, something more interesting.

I thought I was the only one...

 

[Yooper]

If a woman ever tried to tell me what to do, I say, "HEY! YOU GET YOUR BITCH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN... AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!!!!"

Watch your tone! And don't post on this forum for another 15 minutes.

 

[knotquiteawake]

A listing of things I have learned in this thread:

• Rouge sells homebrew kits.

I was surprised too. I love learning new things!

 

[airmek]

This thread is going to be awesome.

You know, I had my doubts. But you sir are correct!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Watch your tone! And don't post on this forum for another 15 minutes.

Wait, they have computers in the kitchen now?

 

[Hugh_Jass]

$53.00 for a kit and it does not contain yeast?

http://rogue.com/store/products/Soba-Ale-Homebrew-Kit.html

 

[the_bird]

Let's be fair to the OP.

He did get his wife pregnant, that part was right. Still a question about whether she's barefoot or not, and her pie-making abilities, but that's at least one out of three that he got right.

 

[Yooper]

Wait, they have computers in the kitchen now?

No silly! They have computers in the brewery! Duh.

 

[wildwest450]

If a woman ever tried to tell me what to do, I say, "HEY! YOU GET YOUR BITCH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN... AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!!!!"

 

[MeatyPortion]

No silly! They have computers in the brewery! Duh.

Which is in the kitchen?

 

[mountainman13]

I love this thread

 

[MeatyPortion]

 

[Yooper]

No silly! They have computers in the brewery! Duh.

Which is in the kitchen?

Well, yes.



What kind of pie would you like, dear?

 

[MeatyPortion]

Well, yes.



What kind of pie would you like, dear?

Ah, peach cobbler would be lovely, thanks.

 

[SwampassJ]

Ah, peach cobbler would be lovely, thanks.

And a Key Lime.

 

[viking73]

Watch your tone! And don't post on this forum for another 15 minutes.

Reported.

 

[BrewersKaramazov]

My wife made Apple pie yesterday.

 

[SwampassJ]

My wife made Apple pie yesterday.

Warm?

 

[BrewersKaramazov]

Still warm when I got home.

 

[BrewersKaramazov]

Some places I order from, you can call five minutes later and it is already being picked.

 

[Dan]

A fly flew onto my computer screen, it's not an uncommon thing. I started chasing it with my cursor and it only got worser.. Next thing I knew I ended up here with you.

 

[MeatyPortion]

 

[BrewersKaramazov]

No flies were harmed in the destruction of this thread.

 

[MeatyPortion]

 

[android]

now, this is some funny ****. especially the wet shaving part.

who ordered what now?

 

[KayaBrew]

Now look what you've all done. You scared the OP away. Let's lighten up here, folks. He's that guy we've all heard of who has never made a mistake...ever. At least he was man enough to post his thoughts on the internet. Nothing bad ever happens there.....

 

[Dan]

Looked just like that

 

[Dan]

Now look what you've all done. You scared the OP away. Let's lighten up here, folks. He's that guy we've all heard of who has never made a mistake...ever. At least he was man enough to post his thoughts on the internet. Nothing bad ever happens there.....

True KB.

 

[Joker]

We should have a "pissing and moaning" forum

I think that's a porn forum.

I see what you did there....

 

[sudsmcgee]

Seriously, this thread is the shiznit. I love it like the OP loves having a vagina.