Go postal.
Crazy things the LHBS has told me over spring break:
1. Don't place ANYTHING in your bucket, because it will cause microscopic scratches that will ruin your beer.
2. You need to put check valves on your gas-in lines or they will get full of beer and be ruined.
3. Don't buy the slightly bigger auto-siphon because it will slosh your beer around and oxidize it....he said it should only be used for wine.
When I hear this stuff I think "WTF!!!???" but I say "Oh really! Wow. That's something to think about." Me thinks its their way of upselling, and probably works well on newbs.
Does anyone rack into a second plastic bucket for secondary and clarity?
There is no way backflow could ever ruin a regulator.
Holy cow, I must be nuts because I actually agree with him. Maybe not so much for #3, but it's certainly possible.
#1, yes anything that goes into the bucket (besides beer) can scratch it.
#2, yes, that happens. Not that the lines are ruined, but you could get backflow into the regulator and regulators are expensive!
Ha!
Like my peeps, the Old Order Amish, I consider zippers a sign of dangerous and god-less modernity and will not brew while wearing pants with zippers. Since all my pants have zippers . . .
What, not one pantless brewing joke?!?! I gave everybody a nice fat pitch right over the plate and nothing. Are some things just too horrible to joke about?
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No, of course not. Well, except for the vision of you without pants. Where's the eyebleach?![]()
Its been well-established here that I have great legs - I say don't hide your assets.
Ha!
Like my peeps, the Old Order Amish, I consider zippers a sign of dangerous and god-less modernity and will not brew while wearing pants with zippers. Since all my pants have zippers . . .
No, of course not. Well, except for the vision of you without pants. Where's the eyebleach?![]()
on a stout I just bottled. Watching all the extraneous **** go down the tube into the botteling bucket and eventually to my bottles - I wished I would not have skipped the secondary. Time will tell (3 weeks at 70) if I will need to floss after each bottle. I think you can sense...I'm a bit skeptical.
How long was it in primary? What yeast did you use? What was the recipe?
I have yet brew something that wasn't super clear right out of primary without using a brite tank. Of course I'm also making sure I don't grab crap when racking (from the bottom of the fermenter).
There's not enough PBW or StarSan to cleanse my eyes and mind after that visual...![]()
on a stout I just bottled. Watching all the extraneous **** go down the tube into the botteling bucket and eventually to my bottles - I wished I would not have skipped the secondary. Time will tell (3 weeks at 70) if I will need to floss after each bottle. I think you can sense...I'm a bit skeptical.
Sounds to me like you need to learn how to use the siphon.
Yeah...right![]()
@ Jhoss
Not calling your siphoning skills into question but I know on brews with a ton of trub or hop matter I have used a nylon stocking over the end of my siphon and it worked great.
That said, no one needs to try an convince you to not secondary, you tried it, you didn't like it, keep using the secondary if you want. Later down the line if you get lazy and don't want to rack (this was the reason I first started to not use secondary a long time ago) then you can try it again.