The possum is dead!! The possum is dead!!
I blew off his big ole head!!
Well, only part of his head actually blew off, an ear, upper jaw and part of the skull on one side. I was like, hmm, looks smaller now that he's dead, but then I look about a foot over and saw the other piece, lol. This thing has been harassing my dog for a long time, and started stealing my breakfast, taking eggs from the nesting boxes.
My dog trapped him! One night I let my dog out about 4 in the morning to go potty. Then I hear a bunch of scuffling, growling and a hissing KEEEE sound. Looked out and my dog had it cornered between the fence and where the gate was pulled almost all the way open. So it was really cornered in that wedge. I told my dog, "Watch him, wait!" Mister, my dog, glanced at me, looked back at the possum with a steady grrrr. I went inside, reloaded my rifle, the whole time yelling out to my dog to watch him. Then I just walked out and right up to him, my dog at my feet and shot him at point blank range through the temple with a .22 caliber bullet. It was glorious. My dog looking at me and looking at the dead possum wagging his tail, looking at me like I was the hero. And I was telling him what a good boy he was, to me, he was the hero. Triumph!!! At long last!!!
I opened up a beer and lit up a smoke to celebrate. Then a little after 5 AM I called my friend Lamar to tell him the great news. He is my hunter/trapper friend who gives me advice and I give him most of the raccoons I get. He wanted the carcass so came by to get it that morning. He not only eats stuff like possum but loves it and appreciates the meat.
This triumph was a long time coming, I had even drawn a sketch of him and put it on my fridge with "Most Wanted" written across the top. I faced my arch enemy and came out triumphant!!!!! :rockin::rockin::rockin::rockin::rockin: