I once got my wig stuck in the winch of a guillotine. Embarrassing.
There was a guy with a chainsaw and a lot of other things going on involving condoms filled with blood and such. Loud music. It was on a stage and I had to rip half the wig off to continue in the blue smoke from the flash pots. Pyrotechnics. I was 16 and a high school drop out, travelling with a vaudeville show. It was a gas while it lasted.
Thanks for helping to pick up the slack while I was away! Great story!
Aaack! That's my ex-husband!
I am baaaack!! And so much catching up to do!! Exhausting trip. My friend's surgery went great. No idea why we stayed all week for something that just took a few hours. But she had pre-op appointments, stuff like that.
I don't get out much so it was fun being let loose on the streets of Gainesville, FL. Called my son when I got in town and told him I was just walking the streets. Hope he doesn't think I'm a hooker now. He knows to never know what I'll do next. I almost got hit by a truck, then I got out of the street and went into a parking lot, then almost got hit by a guy on a motorcycle, and then I found the sidewalk. Much safer.
Met up with my son and we went out to a bar for happy hour for the first time together. Had a blast. I ordered a local brew called Hopstorm IPA, made by BJ's in Gainesville, I believe it's brewed on site.. It was awesome. My son ordered a pale blonde and the color of it reminded me of my sour lemonade batch. I didn't even ask to try it. He had already tried the one I ordered, he thought the hops were too much, but I sure didn't. Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy!
Then there was the half naked guy(he had the shirt and shoes part right) passed out in the stairwell, I got a picture, but probably not proper to post here. I guess I could open the picture in my graphics program and bleep parts out. Maybe later. Also saw him get arrested, probably public intoxication. I did try to kick him when I overheard at the front desk that the cops were coming. But he growled at me and said leave me alone. I only intended to warn him.
Oh, and my jeans. I got multiple compliments on my jeans and that was hilarious. All my jeans are threadbare, holes everywhere, unidentifiable stains. Even got complimented on my shoes, my work sandals(so comfy, bought from Tractor Supply House) that I wore with socks. Not sure if you are supposed to wear them with socks. I fit right in and no idea why I worried about not having any new clothes to wear out in public.
I even got IDed to buy beer!!! The guy looked at the ID, looked at me, looked back at my ID, looked at me and said. "Oh wow, sorry ma'am". That was awesome.
So many great memories for such a short trip. but soooo happy to be back home.