I have tried to avoid asking...but

[dontman]

...most of the OP's get into it, but some just lose it and get all pissy.....

True, but remember only

Silly Wankers Make Belligerent Objections

 

[enderwig]

Supine Women May Bend Over

 

[Revvy]

True, but remember only

Silly Wankers Make Belligerent Objections

And;

Sometimes We May Be Obnoxious.

(But not usually.)

 

[dontman]

but

Somehow Whores Milk Bodily Orifices

 

[JoeMama]

What the heck does SWMBO stand for? I KNOW its the better half but I can't figure out the exact words.

MOD EDIT: It's all in good fun.

Yes it is infected.

Wait, what was the question?
-Me

 

[VTBrewer]

Stinky women might be ok

 

[WollenBrew]

Silly Women, My Beer Ovulates.

 

[Fingers]

So When May Beermakers Obfuscate?

 

[Revvy]

Slowly We Make Bigger Orgasms

 

[Fingers]

Slowly We Make Bigger Orgasms

Ah. I remember. You're not married, right?

 

[beerocd]

Seven Women Massacred. Burried Outside. (hey It's October)

-OCD

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Sick. WTF? Mass burial...offensive!

 

[beerocd]

Suspected Witches Must Be Ostracized.

-OCD

EDIT: Yuri - nice follow-up!

 

[Picobrew]

Sometimes We Make Beer Overcomplicated
Sorghum, Wheat, Malted Barley, Oats
Simplicity Wins Many Brewer's Obeisance
Sugar Will Make Beer, Occasionally
Soul Will Make Beer Outstanding
Superior: Wine? Mead? Beer. Obviously.


oh and

Stop wasting my beverages, ok?
Subvert Women! Man Brewers Oligarchy!

 

[Trevor57]

Just a way to **** with newbs.

 

[Octang]

Surely We Must Be Obnoxious

 

[dontman]

Some Whining Must Be Obligatory

or else

She Would Make Beer Outlawed

 

[dontman]

Although

Some Witticisms Might Be Offensive

 

[Fingers]

Sometimes We Make Beer Overcomplicated
Sorghum, Wheat, Malted Barley, Oats
Simplicity Wins Many Brewer's Obeisance
Sugar Will Make Beer, Occasionally
Soul Will Make Beer Outstanding
Superior: Wine? Mead? Beer. Obviously.


oh and

Stop wasting my beverages, ok?
Subvert Women! Man Brewers Oligarchy!

Sometimes Winners May Be Observed.

 

[TXCrash]

sexy woman might bend over

so we might be ogling

 

[bigjoe]

sweet wort must be oxygenated

 

[FuelshopMcgee]

Must click this link to find out.

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=SWMBO

 

[Revvy]

Sometimes We Make Beer Overcomplicated
Sorghum, Wheat, Malted Barley, Oats
Simplicity Wins Many Brewer's Obeisance
Sugar Will Make Beer, Occasionally
Soul Will Make Beer Outstanding
Superior: Wine? Mead? Beer. Obviously.


oh and

Stop wasting my beverages, ok?
Subvert Women! Man Brewers Oligarchy!

FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surely, We Must Be Outclassed.

 

[dutch-brew]

So, Why Make Beer, OHIOSTEVE?

 

[OHIOSTEVE]

So, Why Make Beer, OHIOSTEVE?

I think we have a winner.....

 

[dutch-brew]

Oh, there is more, but i didn't want to anger you, you seemed agrevated before..

So We Must Beat-up OHIOSTEVE :cross:
etc.

hey, next time with this topic you'll get to pitch in if you want to

 

[OHIOSTEVE]

Oh, there is more, but i didn't want to anger you, you seemed agrevated before..

So We Must Beat-up OHIOSTEVE :cross:
etc.

hey, next time with this topic you'll get to pitch in if you want to

Not aggrivated at all...trying to play along but typing leaves out a LOT of my built in sarcasm

 

[Want2Brew]

She Wigs Massively Before Ovulation

 

[OHIOSTEVE]

She Wigs Massively Before Ovulation

you've met my wife I see.

 

[Yooper]

you've met my wife I see.

Now, I don't care who you are, but that's funny right there!



See, Women May Brew Often

 

[Marius]

Super Woman Mashes Better Outdoors

 

[enderwig]

Super Woman, meet boy orphic!

 

[Marius]

Sorry enderwig, but.. what does "orphic" mean? (my English dicctionary is not thick enough)

 

[enderwig]

Sorry enderwig, but.. what does "orphic" mean? (my English dicctionary is not thick enough)

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=orphic
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/orphic

 

[Marius]

Ok, I must forget about wordreference.com, google seems better that dicctionaries.

 

[Pommy]

google it... anybody suggest that yet I find it useful to have a tab with google on it just so I can check these sort of things so as not to look stupid