I have found the next greatest bacon creation....

[bob1852]

.....turtle burgers!!!!

 

[arturo7]

Holy snot! Those are great!

 

[Shooter]

I think I'm in love!!!

 

[wildwest450]

Oh crap, chest pains!

 

[JoshuaWhite5522]

That almost did as much for me as the bone yard........

 

[wildwest450]

That almost did as much for me as the bone yard........

You sick turtle molester.

 

[Palefire]

Holy. F'in. Crap.

 

[Airborneguy]

That gets my vote for last meal if I ever end up on death row!

 

[eljefe]

Pure genius.

 

[eljefe]

Here is the breakfast version
Bacon --> Bacon
Hamburger --> Ground Sausage
Hot Dogs --> Sausage Links or (wait for it) Slim Jims - Monster or Deli Style

We need a desert version!!!

 

[Styles]

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/

All your heart attack inspiration in one place.....

 

[ChshreCat]

There was a burger joint off I-90 that used to advertise "turtle burgers" a while back. The thing is, I had a friend who had a young daughter and (who knows why) they taught her to refer to her privates as her "turtle". The first time we saw "turtle burgers" we almost drove off the road laughing.

 

[arturo7]

That gets my vote for last meal if I ever end up on death row!

Might be your last meal whether you're on death row or not.

 

[DeathBrewer]

rofl

 

[jgln]

There was a burger joint off I-90 that used to advertise "turtle burgers" a while back. The thing is, I had a friend who had a young daughter and (who knows why) they taught her to refer to her privates as her "turtle". The first time we saw "turtle burgers" we almost drove off the road laughing.

Got me laughing with that!

 

[bob1852]

rofl

what's the story behind that one death?

 

[DeathBrewer]

just saw it here:

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/

 

[david_42]

Needs a really dark BBQ sauce for that Gulf touch.

 

[Zen_Brew]

rofl

Nice, and for big Sunday family gatherings you could do a battle ship with a large meat loaf I bet.

I bet the turtle burgers would be sweet, and even more heart attack inducing, with cheddar brats.

 

[jezter6]

All I can say is WOW.

WANT ONE NOW.

Cheddar Brats sounds like a brilliant idea. The only thing else you could do to that thing is batter and deep fry it...

Man I wish I had a deep fryer.

 

[jgln]

Nice, and for big Sunday family gatherings you could do a battle ship with a large meat loaf I bet.

I bet the turtle burgers would be sweet, and even more heart attack inducing, with cheddar brats.

Oh............so it is a tank. I was thinking, well never mind about that.

 

[jezter6]

Some sort of sybian machine maybe?