boydster
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Done and DONE!
Hold on to your butts.
Typing with nose. How long am I to hold my butt? Nothing is happening.
Done and DONE!
Hold on to your butts.
cheezydemon3 said:Done and DONE!
Hold on to your butts.
cheezydemon3 said:Dammit! Can't you guys just keep holding your cheeks and leave me alone???
For some reason a hurricane has moved in, and the power is out, but we shut it off trying to re-boot the system. I am elbow deep in some melting icecream and watching this eerilly familiar movie about dionosaurs on my phone.
Whatever you do, don't go alone to flip the main breaker back on!
cheezydemon3 said:ummmmmmm.......OK, then what?
Well, there's your problem right their. You don't give female nanites jeans silly.We genetically engineered all of ours to be female. Pretty ingenious eh?
Right now my grand kids are taking an automated tour of NANITE PARK. What could go wrong?
Well, there's your problem right their. You don't give female nanites jeans silly.
I can't believe this thread is still going. Everyone's an idiot.
I can't believe this thread is still going. Everyone's an idiot.
NM not thinking clearly, can I delete a thread?
I tell myself this almost each and every day and reading this thread reinforces that theory.
Oh, and i mean me not all of you![]()
[line bow; no ovation]
[stage lights darken, house lights illuminate]
[a long moment, then MC Dr. Silkini enters stage left, hat in hand]
Dr. Silkini: "Why are you all still here? Go home."
Idiots:
It can't die! I've posted some of my best work in this thread (mainly in mid to late 2012). It should be preserved for future generations to read and know exactly what an idiot truly is.
What???
All the zombie beer gone, and the world takeover on hold until friday, and you all start whining now???
Just a few more days.
- I just dry hopped ten gallons of 3X IPA with 6 oz of dried alligator balls. Is that enough ?
DRIED? You should have used that amount of fresh alligator balls. Did you even REHYDRATE first???
I'm concerned for your beer. You should probably quadruple the alligator balls and add a few iguanas to save this one, at the very least.
- I just dry hopped ten gallons of 3X IPA with 6 oz of dried alligator balls. Is that enough ?
For a 3X IPA you need 3 times the alligator balls (fresh or re-hydrated, I prefer re-hydrated, they are easier to store and fondle) so 6oz was adequate, assuming you are making 1.732 gallons.
Since I know you constructed your own subterranean fermenter last week, I doubt if it only holds 2 gallons.
Throw in 160 lbs of alligator testicles and dry hop with one of your own balls (as penance) and everything should be fine......Carry on.
I steep my berries in every batch. it gets the equivalent of the sweaty horse blanket & pie cherries that takes Brett forever to develop but only in 15 minutes. I told Brett he can get the same results if he stops bathing like me.
Brett doesn't ride horses and wrestle live tarantulas like you Billy, stop filling his head with pipe dreams.
Whenever I dream of pipes, some poor soul breathes his last just as his toilet cloggs unmercifully.........
Damned depressing, if you asked me.
that reminds me, I have a whole box of tongue depressors I was gonna make bird houses out of.
Do you feed your tarantulas live birds?
NICE!!
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