Rondacker
Well-Known Member
That " industry expert" made a big mistake. He didn't steep the turtle long enough. You can clearly see him climbing out of the brew. Sheesh.
this thread will fade into obscurity in a relatively short time,
What do you consider a relatively short? Like little brother or sister short, or great great grandma short?
Hairy pears make the best fruit addition in a waxed turtle pale ale.
kh54s10 said:Especially if you dry hop with Crocs.
WesleyS said:Hairy pears make the best fruit addition in a waxed turtle pale ale.
If you are talking about the hairy pears either way is good. If you are talking about the turtles you should shave their genitalia.Should they be shaved, or added as picked?
Rondacker said:Should they be shaved, or added as picked?
If you are talking about the hairy pears either way is good. If you are talking about the turtles you should shave their genitalia.
Hamsterbite said:Hey, hey, hey...this is a family drunken ramble. Let's keep it clean.
Besides, that's only true of Brazillian Turtles.
What's the cure if while dry crocing my turtle prefers to dry hump my croc?
That's where turtle wax comes in?
Obliviousbrew said:I got to admit that I'm drunk... my wife just left me. I think the fricking turtle will out run me
Sounds like a good country song. Or a beer recipe.
Hamsterbite said:Maybe Randy Travis is available?
menerdari said:there's a tear in my beer over yooouuu
WesleyS said:I have a perlick question about adjusting brewing water so I can invest in some equipment and hear some obnoxious football trash talk while back sweetening my coopers microbrewery kit. How do I figure out how much water to add to carbonate in the carboy of southern star bombshell blonde with my glycol beer line chiller that's watering down beer post fermentation on a stuck fermentation producing a lost pet and chilled wort in my house shed garage while preheating my mash tun with blades in my razor.
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I have a perlick question about adjusting brewing water so I can invest in some equipment and hear some obnoxious football trash talk while back sweetening my coopers microbrewery kit. How do I figure out how much water to add to carbonate in the carboy of southern star bombshell blonde with my glycol beer line chiller that's watering down beer post fermentation on a stuck fermentation producing a lost pet and chilled wort in my house shed garage while preheating my mash tun with blades in my razor.
( see what I did there)
My wife ran away with my dog my lobster and my turtle luckily turtles don't run very fast at least I will cougth the little fu**er and I least I'll have my revenge
WesleyS said:( see what I did there)
brewingmeister said:No, you sir are an idiot.
WesleyS said:Is this your turtle?
If so, it happens all the time.
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