I am an idiot

[WesleyS]

well scrotum its been done:
http://digitaljournal.com/article/325480
and there is people that will cook anything (this is real):

 

[Leadgolem]

I just threw up a little in my mouth...

 

[WesleyS]

I just threw up a little in my mouth...

I threw up alot............everywhere.

 

[CoalCreekBeer]

I can't resist.

 

[Airplanedoc]

I bet the OP is glad he started this thread.

 

[cheezydemon3]

So, if I decided to become asexual, I might get 100,000 yen for the extra parts....assuming that someone thought that they would be DELICIOUS........wtf?

 

[Airplanedoc]

So, if I decided to become asexual, I might get 100,000 yen for the extra parts....assuming that someone thought that they would be DELICIOUS........wtf?

That is $1072.50 at present. I'm not sure its worth it.

 

[Obliviousbrew]

That is $1072.50 at present. I'm not sure its worth it.

There is a few parts of my anatomy that I´m very attached to... I can´t think in a price that I be willing to accept... why in the hell are we discussing scrotum prices again? .... ahhh... I remember we are idiots.

 

[Cygnus_X1]

How many beers do I need to drink before I decide it's a good idea to read this entire thread?

Want to take bets?

So far I have read pages 1, and 2, and this one.

 

[grem135]

By page 10 you have to take a break to get your breath back from all the laughing. And of course get another home brew.
All true Idiots have read this whole thread

 

[WesleyS]

By page 10 you have to take a break to get your breath back from all the laughing. And of course get another home brew.
All true Idiots have read this whole thread

Correct

 

[WesleyS]

That is $1072.50 at present. I'm not sure its worth it.

I don't think it's worth it to the ones paying to dine on your junk. They could get a nice aged porterhouse for a fraction of the cost. And the best part.......They're not eating man parts!!!!!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I don't think it's worth it to the ones paying to dine on your junk. They could get a nice aged porterhouse for a fraction of the cost. And the best part.......They're not eating man parts!!!!!!!

I thought you'd be used to it living in Texas and all...

 

[cheezydemon3]

There is a few parts of my anatomy that I´m very attached to... I can´t think in a price that I be willing to accept... why in the hell are we discussing scrotum prices again? .... ahhh... I remember we are idiots.

I don't think it's worth it to the ones paying to dine on your junk. They could get a nice aged porterhouse for a fraction of the cost. And the best part.......They're not eating man parts!!!!!!!

Yeaaaah. That'd be a lose/lose.

$1000 for a meal that is not even a porterhouse, and $1000 to comfort you that you will never nail a hottie, a semi hottie, a non hottie, or even an ugly she-male, or even a mole rat for that matter, ever again.

 

[WesleyS]

I thought you'd be used to it living in Texas and all...

Not exactly sure what this means. But I'll let it slide.

 

[bleme]

I think he is referring to mountain oysters.

 

[WesleyS]

I think he is referring to mountain oysters.

Yeah, I don't think that's a huge thing here. I remember it being a thing when I visited Denver, CO but not here.

 

[Leadgolem]

There is a few parts of my anatomy that I´m very attached to... I can´t think in a price that I be willing to accept... why in the hell are we discussing scrotum prices again? .... ahhh... I remember we are idiots.

Does this mean you have some detachable parts?

Yeah, I don't think that's a huge thing here. I remember it being a thing when I visited Denver, CO but not here.

It's just funny to get tourists to eat them.

 

[bleme]

Yeah, I don't think that's a huge thing here. I remember it being a thing when I visited Denver, CO but not here.

I've never had the pleasure myself. One of my uncles used to go up the the Indian reservation every year to help them with the yearly round-up, which was celebrated with a FRESH mountain oyster feed. He seemed to hold them in high regard. I'm perfectly happy with Ribeye myself....

 

[WesleyS]

I've never had the pleasure myself. One of my uncles used to go up the the Indian reservation every year to help them with the yearly round-up, which was celebrated with a FRESH mountain oyster feed. He seemed to hold them in high regard. I'm perfectly happy with Ribeye myself....

Yep, same here. I hate to say never, but I'm pretty sure that's one thing I will never eat. I live near the gulf coast so I'm fine with traditional oysters.

 

[Obliviousbrew]

Does this mean you have some detachable parts?

Well not really but I wouldn´t mind to donate my left foot pinky toe to science for good money I´m also willing to give away some body fat I don´t need that.

 

[bleme]

Well not really but I wouldn´t mind to donate my left foot pinky toe to science for good money I´m also willing to give away some body fat I don´t need that.

My wife's gpa had his pinky toe amputated and was off-balance the rest of his life. You would be surprised how much you rely on that toe

 

[bleme]

I´m also willing to give away some body fat I don´t need that.

Do you know how to make soap?

 

[WesleyS]

Do you know how to make soap?

Ha! When I first read this I thought it said soup.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Were's Creamy Goodness???? He eats ANYTHING.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

bwahahahahahahah!

 

[cheezydemon3]

bwahahahahahahah!

Lol, just PM'd you and you hadn't read it yet, so this pretty much proves that we are the same person.....dammit! I was just sure that I exist!

 

[Obliviousbrew]

My wife's gpa had his pinky toe amputated and was off-balance the rest of his life. You would be surprised how much you rely on that toe

Well I´m off balanced already but I blame that to my brewing and drinking

 

[Obliviousbrew]

Do you know how to make soap?

I was in the House of Horror in Budapest last year... the is a room that is a little laberynth with walls made of soap... it was kind of shocking

 

[Leadgolem]

I was in the House of Horror in Budapest last year... the is a room that is a little laberynth with walls made of soap... it was kind of shocking

Oh, they must have finally gotten the electrodes working.

 

[WesleyS]

Oh, they must have finally gotten the electrodes working.

That's shocking!!

 

[WesleyS]

Mmmmmm..........Homemade Udon.

 

[bottlebomber]

Mmmmmm..........Homemade Udon.

Dang dude.. That looks freakin amazing.

 

[WesleyS]

Dang dude.. That looks freakin amazing.

Thanks. It was very good. Definitely worth the extra work to make homemade noodles.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Is that cilantro or parsley?

Guessing cilantro....yep! AMAZING!!!

Recipe for the noodles?

 

[WesleyS]

Is that cilantro or parsley?

Guessing cilantro....yep! AMAZING!!!

Recipe for the noodles?

Cilantro.
The noodles are so easy any idiot could make them. http://www.vietworldkitchen.com/blog/2010/09/homemade-udon-noodles-recipe.html

 

[cheezydemon3]

Cilantro.
The noodles are so easy any idiot could make them. http://www.vietworldkitchen.com/blog/2010/09/homemade-udon-noodles-recipe.html

Thanks! I think

 

[WesleyS]

Thanks! I think

I was speaking of myself being an idiot, but it could apply to you too.
Warning: Once you make them yourself, you wont want store bought packaged udon noodles.

 

[Cygnus_X1]

Idiots don't make noodles that look like THAT.
Snob.
nestar:

 

[Leadgolem]

Idiots don't make noodles that look like THAT.
Snob.
nestar:

They usually come out more like...