How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[SnakeRidge]

I've been reading books. Eight books.

 

[Vamptrump]

I've been busy doing back to back blind tastings of kettle and....ummm....non kettle corn.

Early results indicate that it's exactly the same stuff. I'm waiting for funding to write a paper on it.

When you are done, I'll attempt to repeat your process...you know, for science.

 

[Vandulus]

I've been busy doing back to back blind tastings of kettle and....ummm....non kettle corn.

Early results indicate that it's exactly the same stuff. I'm waiting for funding to write a paper on it.

Make sure to keep them separate. I've heard that when kettle corn and regular popcorn interact, it releases a tremendous amount of energy since kettle corn is popcorn's version of anti-matter.

 

[Vamptrump]

Make sure to keep them separate. I've heard that when kettle corn and regular popcorn interact, it releases a tremendous amount of energy since kettle corn is popcorn's version of anti-matter.

Popcorn's version of anti-matter is theater popcorn with the fake oil that attempts to be butter.

 

[Homercidal]

Puffed Corn is where it's at.

 

[Vamptrump]

Puffed Corn is where it's at.

I absolutely can't stand the texture of puffed corn, but I have so many good memories of hanging out with my grandmother eating it with her.

 

[harleybug88]

Puffed Corn is where it's at.

Years ago I had a dog (Gus), Who would eat anything. He would wolf down any food, and actually made a whistling sound cause he ate so fast.

He was our garbage disposal.

One day I gave him some puffed corn ( cause no one would eat them ) and it was like that scene from Cool Hand Luke where the hounds tracking him ran into the spices that he spread on the ground.

He was spittin and blowin the puffs all over the place.

It was hilarious.

 

[drainbamage]

Puffed Corn is where it's at.

I used to love them as a kid, but as an adult I feel like I'm eating butter-flavored packing peanuts.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I used to love them as a kid, but as an adult I feel like I'm eating butter-flavored packing peanuts.

you make that sound like a bad thing. you eat plain packing peanuts? what the flocc is wrong with you?

 

[drainbamage]

you make that sound like a bad thing. you eat plain packing peanuts? what the flocc is wrong with you?

I only eat cheese-flavored packing peanuts, thankyouverymuch.

 

[SnakeRidge]

My dog will eat those corn starch packing peanuts that dissolve in water. La Cabronita will eat anything.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I only eat cheese-flavored packing peanuts, thankyouverymuch.

my bad, brosniff. the cheese are my favorite too. once we were walking back from a store and our 4 y/o kept dropping cheese puffs on the sidewalk and stepping on them. they left grease stains that stayed for months, even after a good rain or two.

 

[twst1up]

My lord that op was hard to read. Proper punctuation and grammar would serve you well my man.

 

[Vamptrump]

My lord that op was hard to read. Proper punctuation and grammar would serve you well my man.

Welcome to the thread of books, kettle corn, and other randomness.

 

[DrunkleJon]

My lord that op was hard to read. Proper punctuation and grammar would serve you well my man.

It would, were he still around. 19 will do that to you here.

 

[Vamptrump]

Good thing I never told anyone I was 5.

 

[Vamptrump]

Oh crap!

 

[PlexVector]

Good thing I never told anyone I was 5.

Oh crap!

No worries, we know that's in dog years...oh crap!

 

[beernutz]

He's gone Jim.

I can't believe this thread somehow escaped my notice.

 

[iijakii]

Has it really been 8 mo? Never forget™

 

[drainbamage]

#GaryOakLives

 

[PlexVector]

What?

 

[drainbamage]

I'm sure he's out there somewhere.

When that underage guy came on last night ranting about getting banned and how he protest-drank to boycott American drinking laws, I was kinda hoping it would be the second coming of Gary_Oak.

 

[hunter_le five]

1Gary_Oak lives inside of me. Gary_Oak lives inside of you. Gary_Oak lives within our hearts. 2All praise Gary_Oak, peace be unto him, and await his return. For lo, he comes as a theif in the night, as a child sneaking drinks from his parents' liquor cabinet. We know not the day, nor the hour, nor the year of his return. 3Only that he was, and will be, and is very thirsty, and reads books.

 

[DrunkleJon]

I wonder if those who are... not with us anymore still get notifications when their threads are posted in. That would just be cruel.

 

[harleybug88]

I miss the "Gary_Oak book of the month club."

 

[kev211]

I wonder if those who are... not with us anymore still get notifications when their threads are posted in. That would just be cruel.

Even worse would be if they got a "daily email notification"

 

[Kee]

Every time I'm tempted to add a little coriander, I ask: What would Gary_Oak do?

 

[hunter_le five]

What would Gary_Oak do?

Where can I find a "WWGOD?" bracelet? I need this.

 

[Psylocide]

Gary_Oak lives inside of me.

I'm not surprised.