How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[Vamptrump]

The most amazing thing about this thread was there was over 300 posts in the first 8 hours and all during a work day. You literally could not keep up with the posts at some times. I guess you had to have been here. Guessing it was on average about 45 posts per hour.

Back in the day, when the thread was about book reading and validity of adjuncts in beer. Now it's about a bunch of wrong people hating kettle corn.

 

[GrogNerd]

Goat Effers and Kettle corn haters

The terrorists have won.

 

[Vandulus]

The most amazing things about this thread are that someone actually likes kettle corn and that only two references to goats have been posted.

The most amazing thing in this thread to me is finding someone from a different family who truly appreciates that Peeps are best served when "aged" in the proper manner (thanks BeerandBourbon!). Now to tell da wife that this is the way Peeps were meant to be eaten and others understand.

What started as a slow day at work has turned into quite an entertaining read.

Keep calm and goat on!

 

[hunter_le five]

keep calm and goat on!

 

[1977Brewer]

 

[Vamptrump]

The most amazing thing in this thread to me is finding someone from a different family who truly appreciates that Peeps are best served when "aged" in the proper manner (thanks BeerandBourbon!). Now to tell da wife that this is the way Peeps were meant to be eaten and others understand.

What started as a slow day at work has turned into quite an entertaining read.

Keep calm and goat on!

Wait, there are other ways to eat Peeps other than aging them to hardness?

 

[invictusbrew]

Wait, there are other ways to eat Peeps other than aging them to hardness?

Wait, you guys eat those things? I thought they were practice targets for varmint shooting!

 

[Vamptrump]

Wait, you guys eat those things? I thought they were practice targets for varmint shooting!

Fresh they are the worst. Somehow when you age them and make them slightly crunchy they become delicious.

 

[brew_ny]

Back in the day, when the thread was about book reading and validity of adjuncts in beer

this thread has a topic? and was about beer?

see I thought it was about s, the evil of kettle corn, how to age peeps properly

and something else

S_M

 

[invictusbrew]

Fresh they are the worst. Somehow when you age them and make them slightly crunchy they become delicious.

Would you recommend bourbon barrel aging? If so, I think I could get behind this.

 

[Vamptrump]

Would you recommend bourbon barrel aging? If so, I think I could get behind this.

I like to split my peeps into bourbon barrel and rum barrel. Occasionally I'll do a blend, for special occasions.

 

[sablesurfer]

Wait, you guys eat those things? I thought they were practice targets for varmint shooting!

 

[Zuljin]

In-favor or Opposed: Jelly Belly Draft Beer flavored jelly beans.

Me: They capture a nice slight malty taste, but lack any sort of character. Kind of reminds me of a BMC light lager.

Opposed. They're not very good at all. Not as bad as buttered popcorn jelly beans, but still pretty bad.

Black jelly beans are still the best.

I hate anything with banana in it, banana is vile, especially with candies, where you expect a nice lemon sour and get that nasty banana flavour instead.

Mmmmm. Banana licorice candy would be devine.

 

[dtgrdn]

^^^ this ^^^

 

[Billy-Klubb]

This is a sign that the anti-Christ is among us. Who makes this awful abomination?

we have been compromised!

 

[Vandulus]

Wait, there are other ways to eat Peeps other than aging them to hardness?

There are other ways, they're just abominations to God, nature and goat kind.

 

[Kharnynb]

Finland leaves no candy horrors untouched:

bansku=banaani=banana
mansku=mansikka=strawberry
toffee and choco you might understand without translation

 

[invictusbrew]

Finland leaves no candy horrors untouched:

bansku=banaani=banana
mansku=mansikka=strawberry
toffee and choco you might understand without translation

The two That were easy to figure out are the only two I would have eaten... Whether I understood what the other two meant or not. I like bananas... But not as candy, and aside from jolly rancher and a couple other items, I could probably do without strawberry candy as well.

 

[Vamptrump]

Banana licorice candy would be devine.

I think your opinions no longer have merit after that comment.

 

[PlexVector]

Has anyone taken a hypo used for injecting seasoning into turkeys and filled the hypo with beer like a stout or porter or maybe even an ale, and inject it into the center of a peep! I'm just saying...

 

[Vamptrump]

Has anyone taken a hypo used for injecting seasoning into turkeys and filled the hypo with beer like a stout or porter or maybe even an ale, and inject it into the center of a peep! I'm just saying...

Brb...must find peeps!

 

[drainbamage]

Has anyone taken a hypo used for injecting seasoning into turkeys and filled the hypo with beer like a stout or porter or maybe even an ale, and inject it into the center of a peep! I'm just saying...

Really? Really?!

I could go for an imperial stout peep though. Might make them tolerable.

 

[Vandulus]

My son has challenged me to make a beer that tastes like S'mores. I wonder how well Peeps will ferment if they're cooked down in a double boiler first...

 

[Vamptrump]

My son has challenged me to make a beer that tastes like S'mores. I wonder how well Peeps will ferment if they're cooked down in a double boiler first...

Here you go:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=126780

And when you are done, I'll drive over from Dayton to assess.

 

[Kee]

My son has challenged me to make a beer that tastes like S'mores. I wonder how well Peeps will ferment if they're cooked down in a double boiler first...

If that does not bring Gary_Oak back to smite the wicked he's gone for good.

 

[PlexVector]

If that does not bring Gary_Oak back to smite the wicked he's gone for good.

nestar:He did set a mighty high standard...!nestar:

 

[fuzzy2133]

Here you go:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=126780

And when you are done, I'll drive over from Dayton to assess.

One day I will attempt to brew that up! Read that thread probably 8 times since I joined HBT. Does not sound too far fetched in a sweet stout.

 

[Vamptrump]

One day I will attempt to brew that up! Read that thread probably 8 times since I joined HBT. Does not sound too far fetched in a sweet stout.

I combined a lot of feed back from that thread today and started to work up a recipe.

 

[mcspanner]

Adjuncts! ADJUNCTS! in the name of Gary_oak won't somebody see some sense. Brew you're S'more concoction but don't call it beer. Go and read a book if you're confused.

 

[Zuljin]

Yeah. HBT was totally the wrong crowd for him to go all anti adjunct on. We live for weird brews.