How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[Kee]

Ugh, brew day has been a headache today. Couldn't find caps and had to go get more, forgot what bottles I added carbonation tablets to, mash tun started to leak, forgot to add my FWH, random thunderstorm while brewing outside. So far a carboy hasn't broken though. I wonder what Gary_Oak's books would have to say.

Gary_Oak's would be wondering where you can buy caps on Sunday.

 

[Vamptrump]

Gary_Oak's would be wondering where you can buy caps on Sunday.

While dictating to me how I've ruined my beer when I added Peach puree.

 

[jmward21]

Kettle Corn!!!!

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[SnakeRidge]

Kettle Corn!!!!

Burn it down, Pookie!

 

[Gavin C]

I remember the good old days when people wouldn't answer the "what does this stand for post" right away......ya know, for EAC, SWMBO, DIAICYLF, kettle corn, etc...

EAC and DIAICYLF are still a mystery to me. I guess you gotta know the secret handshake or pass some sort of unmentionable ordeal.

 

[slym2none]

I found DIAICYLF using Google. EAC, too many other things.

I found a thread or two on this very site all about these terms, but it seems there are 10x more joke answers than real ones, & IDK which ones are which.

 

[GHBWNY]

I just got an image of a guy in a smoking jacket and slippers eating popcorn in a wood paneled study while watching Alfred Hitchcock films in black & white.

Smoking jackets need to make a comeback

Don't forget the silk ascot.

 

[Pappers_]

EAC and DIAICYLF are still a mystery to me. I guess you gotta know the secret handshake or pass some sort of unmentionable ordeal.

I found DIAICYLF using Google. EAC, too many other things.

I found a thread or two on this very site all about these terms, but it seems there are 10x more joke answers than real ones, & IDK which ones are which.

Google will be of no use to you in finding EAC. I'd like to help you with this, but then I would be shunned like an Amish man with a transistor radio.

 

[afro_lou]

"Evil Atheist Conspiracy"
"Experiment Apparatus Container"
"East Asiatic Company"
"European Astronaut Center"
"Emergency Activation Code"
???

Am I getting closer?

 

[Pappers_]

EAC = Elephant's Accordian Concerto

 

[1977Brewer]

Eat A Churro

 

[slym2none]

I'm guessing something more "blue" than that, '77...

"Eat A *euphemism for rooster*"

 

[1977Brewer]

Everyone's a Coolguy

 

[passedpawn]

"Evil Atheist Conspiracy"
"Experiment Apparatus Container"
"East Asiatic Company"
"European Astronaut Center"
"Emergency Activation Code"
???

Am I getting closer?

Very, very close.

Elastic Assless Chaps.

I'm wearing them now, with my ascot. And smoking jacket, ya jokers.

 

[afro_lou]

Of course! It all makes sense now. You're all such a laid back bunch, so... breezy.

 

[Zuljin]

I'll brew up a fist of justice on your berries!

You'll get a fist full of something down there, alright.

Very, very close.

Elastic Assless Chaps.

I'm wearing them now, with my ascot. And smoking jacket, ya jokers.

< Actually owns assless chaps. I mean, otherwise they'd just be pants.

 

[passedpawn]

You'll get a fist full of something down there, alright.



< Actually owns assless chaps. I mean, otherwise they'd just be pants.

With leather fringe, rivets, and a harmonica pocket?

I didn't think so.

 

[Rhumbline]

Enameled Ascot Clasp?

 

[SmokeyMcBong]

Google will be of no use to you in finding EAC. I'd like to help you with this, but then I would be shunned like an Amish man with a transistor radio.

Google told me what it means. Didn't even take very long. Seems there are guys who don't mind chattering as much as we like talking. They'll tell anyone lol!

 

[Gavin C]

Chattering. Very good. What a strange bunch of jilted chaps. Thanks for that. I got EAC. If only I knew how to find the famous thread in which it begins.

DIACLYF still hides from me.

 

[afro_lou]

EAC is my new favorite.
I thought it was "DIAICYLF" though...

 

[day_trippr]

The whole EAC thing is stupid.
I mean, seriously, was everyone back then thirteen years old and just banging random words together into strings?

Sheesh...

Cheers!

 

[Cyclman]

My SWIMBO loves Kettle Corn.

I watch her eat it in my smoking jacket and fez. But one wears tuxedo pants with a smoking jacket, or you'd get cold otherwise.

 

[passedpawn]

The whole EAC thing is stupid.
I mean, seriously, was everyone back then thirteen years old and just banging random words together into strings?

Sheesh...

Cheers!

I was thirteen back then. Way back. It was a very good year.

 

[Zuljin]

The whole EAC thing is stupid.
I mean, seriously, was everyone back then thirteen years old and just banging random words together into strings?

Sheesh...

Cheers!

That's pretty much the internet, dude.

 

[hunter_le five]

My SWIMBO loves Kettle Corn.


.

Have you considered divorce?

 

[SnakeRidge]

Have you considered divorce?

Seriously, I offer some very modestly priced legal services. Pretty sure we can get this thing annulled.

 

[SnakeRidge]

My SWIMBO loves Kettle Corn.

I watch her eat it in my smoking jacket and fez. But one wears tuxedo pants with a smoking jacket, or you'd get cold otherwise.

Unless that's a like slang for grilled cheese with a swirlie. In which case you should keep her.

 

[slym2none]

Haters gonna hate...

 

[Kharnynb]

Popcorn should be salted, sweetened popcorn is only eaten by heathens that should DIAF