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One vocation? Hot dogs is an art?

Definitely a good dog is a beautiful thing, but it aint rocket science.
 
Personally I think hot dog vender is the perfect vocation for a hooker for these reasons:
1. A hot dog is a phallic item.
2. You can get hungry after ravaging a woman of the night.
3. Feel free to add more as I'm out.
 
bwomp313 said:
Personally I think hot dog vender is the perfect vocation for a hooker for these reasons:
1. A hot dog is a phallic item.
2. You can get hungry after ravaging a woman of the night.
3. Feel free to add more as I'm out.

they're both mostly hand jobs
 
Personally I think hot dog vender is the perfect vocation for a hooker for these reasons:
1. A hot dog is a phallic item.
2. You can get hungry after ravaging a woman of the night.
3. Feel free to add more as I'm out.


Is that picture of you? Dude you look just like my brother.
 
This thread reminded me of the porno movie I found in my dad's drawer when I was a kid, the old projector type. Anyway it was called "Hot Dog". The woman in the film was hot...dog was cute too.

True story. :(
 
Personally I think hot dog vender is the perfect vocation for a hooker for these reasons:
1. A hot dog is a phallic item.
2. You can get hungry after ravaging a woman of the night.
3. Feel free to add more as I'm out.
I would say it's a great opportunity for a professional lady to showcase her skillset, prior to the final contract- although with my luck i would end up paying fifty dollars to have someone squirt mustard on my throbber.
 
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