Homebrewtalk Carboy Cleaner Giveaway

[absoluthamm]

Attention, Breaking News!!!: Broke homebrewer in need of a carboy cleaner that doesn't take hours(lots of water/pbw/sitting) or heavy lifting(less water/pbw/rag/lots of shaking). Already ruined one Better Bottle before realizing stupid regular carboy brushes damage them, HELP!

 

[devilbrewer75]

I need one so can make that evil brush that scratched up my carboys jealous. I hope he doesn't see this.

 

[eknee]

I'd like to win one because I believe in working smarter, not harder.

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[yosysfire]

I would like one because my cats tail is not an approved substitution for your product, plus teaching the cat to sit on a carboy is difficult enough.

 

[eltorrente]

Carboys can consistently contain celliferous, catastaltic kruesen, causing chômage.

My Kingdom for a Carboy Cleaner.

 

[mccumath]

I would really appreciate one of your awesome carboy cleaners! To feel the calm, cool breeze of the cleaning flaps, the vibration of the drill and cleaner in my hands, my glass carboys glistening in the fluorescent lights of my brew room, shining like a Tiffany chandelier.............................

Whoa...! I need one of these!

 

[digitalMessiah]

I need a carboy brush because everybody tells me that my beer is bad and has chunks floating in it. I tell them to come wash out my gear. Save me!

 

[FireBrew63]

I need one because I spent all my money on corny kegs and car boys that are now dirty and in need of a good cleaning. I really don't want to sell any more of my internal organs for cool devices and supplies.

 

[Atog]

Any thing I can use with power tools makes me happy.

 

[flars]

I'm losing strength in one arm. Cleaning a carboy without a lot of lifting would be sure help.

 

[teddy4xp]

Because eventually my midget son is going to be too big to shove into the carboy with a sponge and soap!

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[MmmmBeer]

As long as it works I can sleep more soundly without having nightmares of those nasty little beasties....you know, the ones that take advantage of the perfectly good wort that you spent weeks perfecting the recipe, days making a yeast starter and hours of brewing doing your due diligence to ensure the proper temperatures are reached with a submersion wort chiller to bring it down to pitching temperature and even before you can pitch, BAM! the beasties strike cause you didn't have a carboy cleaner to REALLY clean that carboy.

 

[LuiInIdaho]

I need a carboy cleaner because a clean carboy is a happy carboy; and a happy carboy makes for a great beer.

 

[aschettler]

I need a carboy cleaner because I pulling that damn brush out of the carboy and getting trub all over my face!

 

[aschettler]

I need a carboy cleaner because I pulling that damn brush out of the carboy and getting trub all over my face!

*hate*

 

[atoyot]

Thanks for the chance. I personally need a Carboy Cleaner because using a brush just plain sucks!

 

[Skagdog]

I'd love to have one of these so I can clean my carboys completely and quickly.

 

[Musketear]

I would love to drill the sh!t out of my bung hole with one of these. (I obviously have a dirty mind that needs all the cleaning it can get)

 

[DMartin]

These Carboy Cleaners look great! I'm tired of bending my bottle brush every which way to get the gunk off the inside of my carboys. As the saying goes, I need the right tool for the right job.

 

[Mrbrownfolks]

I need to win this because the crap I bought on craigslist is probably infected with something. My first batch was a Coopers Mexican cerveza kit that gave everyone the squirts. Or maybe the cerveza is working true to form.

 

[Gravedigger]

I need a carboy cleaner because I'm a lazy bastard and my carboy has yeast poo all over it. Seriously though scrubbing that thing with a brush is a major PIA and one of those cleaners would come in handy.

 

[UpstateMike]

I really want and need a Carboy Cleaner because I am having great difficulty in getting my tongue to reach the bottom of a 23 liter carboy.

 

[MrFinstad]

what do you mean clean your carboy? I've just been using them for target practice in the front yard. It adds a real nice sparkle to the burning trash heap I use to keep my house warm.

 

[zimman]

I really need one of these. Mine is pretty worn out. These look really nice.

 

[joeybeer]

I need one so I can spend more time with the children. Do it for the children !!!

 

[h0rse27]

I have an attention deficit disorder that makes it hard to clean carboys using regular brush- but power drills on the other hand makes my little manhood wiggle.

 

[adam62cb]

Can it be used to give my cat a bath as well? Seams handy but that would put it over the top!

 

[killian]

bigmoney,BIGMONEY,,,no whammy.STOP
This product seems like the best way to clean a fermentation vessel.
One time,come on...

 

[emjay]

I need one so that I don't have to buy a new carboy for every batch.

 

[Pennachi]

My fiancée takes forever cleaning my carboys with the carboy brush. If I win one she would be able to spend more time with our family..