I know this is the opposite of what people are usually looking for, but I need a high calorie, 12% to 15% abv recipe. I am going on a road trip and we are trying to do it on the cheap. I figured I can make a 500 calorie per bottle beer easily but I am just wondering if there is anything out there already. I need some liquid bread basically. Doesn't need to be particularly tasty, just rich in carbs.