Hey Ladyz, Listen If U Really Wanna Get 2 Know Me Just Send Me A Note

[Evan!]

Mr. Right Iz Here Waitin On U.

U kant rezist!

 

[ScubaSteve]

That dude sucks.

 

[Professor Frink]

I heart craigslist. For reasons like this - unintentional *********gery.

 

[Yooper]

Um, Evan!? What/who were you searching for to find that?

Just wondering- not that there's anthing WRONG with that. I mean, I'm just wondering. That's all I'm saying.

 

[brauhaus]

I say we message him, beat him up, and take his $560

yeah that's right, nothing is more pimp than cashing your paycheck and getting all in $20 bills.... then taking pictures of yourself...

Ladyz, this $14 an hour pimp can be yours!

 

[ScubaSteve]

We thought the same thing....I bet he spent part of his check cashing it at the grocery store......

 

[98EXL]

ROFL.....that pic is awesome!

 

[brauhaus]

I say we message him, beat him up, and take his $560

yeah that's right, nothing is more pimp than cashing your paycheck and getting all in $20 bills.... then taking pictures of yourself...

Ladyz, this $14 an hour pimp can be yours!

We thought the same thing....I bet he spent part of his check cashing it at the grocery store......

Oh wait Ladyz, I hv to pay car insuranz, my cell bill, i gots 2 git me new shades, lipz gloss, gaz money 4 the wk...

aight, we down 2 $20

who wantz a peace of dis?

aight tk cr bb.

 

[98EXL]

he even has cash on his shirt!

 

[TexLaw]

Here's what I get from that:

"I got myself a few t-shirts, some shiny shoes, a couple pair of those glasses that come out of the machine in plastic balls, a baby, and one bad-ass red towel. After all that, I still got a cool $600. Ol' Gov Spitzer ain't got nothin' on me."


TL

 

[BierMuncher]

That guy needs a good nipple twist and his nads kicked in.

 

[98EXL]

That guy needs a good nipple twist

like the way SWMBO does it, or like the way Brutus in cellblock B does it?

 

[cubbies]

OMFG that is hilarious!! What a ******. And what is with the random pictures of someone elses wedding?

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Werd. Stright pimpin'

 

[TexLaw]

That guy needs a good nipple twist and his nads kicked in.

Is $600 enough to buy that sort of thing nowadays?


TL

 

[bethlehembrewer]

hahahaha thats great. I can see all the women flocking to the guy flashing a wad of 20's. hahaha

 

[98EXL]

Is $600 enough to buy that sort of thing nowadays?


TL

this comes to mind:

"Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do"

 

[Alamo_Beer]

That dude sure pulls the BeirMuncher a lot....

But this one is pretty sweet too...

Who's he pointing at? Ceiling cat?

 

[olllllo]

Muthaload:

http://www.migente.com/BrOnXbAbYfAcE/

One of his crew:

http://www.blackplanet.com/users/itlnmrdamamichk/canvas/view_canvas.html

 

[EdWort]

yeah that's right, nothing is more pimp than cashing your paycheck and getting all in $20 bills.... then taking pictures of yourself...!

Douchbag backwash. Love the BierMuncher Gang Sign or it must be his IQ.

 

[98EXL]

Muthaload:

http://www.migente.com/BrOnXbAbYfAcE/

One of his crew:

http://www.blackplanet.com/users/itlnmrdamamichk/canvas/view_canvas.html

What really good MG but be4 i get 2 da lady i gonna let u know about myself put it like thiz i aint no lil azz ****** 2 **** with and i aint that type 4 gamez cuz u would know by my face what good u know but beside that i am loving and sweet and i love 2 Rap and Make beatz 4 a living and doin my thing and i know how 2 rock my gear 4 sho i wont let ya lady down and i am a type of dude dont sweat sex and dont ask 4 sex i could wait until u tell me or da time iz right and it all about listen 2 what a female say and **** and get 2 know her and see what happen between both and find out new stuff about each other everyday and u dont gotta take my word i could show u in person ok i am done with myself but if u wanna know more about me leave a note with ur aol or aim sn aight now 2 da female first thing i dont like when a female change her way and act like a bitch 4 lil thing and **** like that and aint gotta worry about me it all time u know but beside i am lookin 4 a sweet nice female careing person and she gotta smell good and know how 2 dress on da real and she dont think she da **** u feel me and some 1 that we could share couple of tear 2gether and some 1 that could hold me down and she gonna be 50% like me she gotta pay have and i have pay u know and must see me 2 and i would do da same so holla at me if u feelin me aight 1 love






WTF

 

[blacklab]

Why can't these guys figure out that IT IS NO LONGER 1985.

 

[cubbies]

Why can't these guys figure out that IT IS NO LONGER 1985.

That was cool in 1985?

 

[blacklab]

Don't recall saying it was cool?

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

What the ****??????
And I love how google's ads are supposed to follow what is being discussed and this thread has a stock investment ad on it!
Does google just say "wtf?" and put something random on like that?
lol wow.

 

[Donasay]

Hey don't forget to nominate for best of craigslist. I would love to see that one get best of

 

[cubbies]

Don't recall saying it was cool?

Okay. I thought you were implying it when you said your original statement. I guess I read it wrong.

 

[c.n.budz]

Aren't those sunglasses he's wearing in the first pic the same as the ones Stiles wore in Teen Wolf while urban surfing on top of the van?

 

[zoebisch01]

Um, Evan!? What/who were you searching for to find that?

Just wondering- not that there's anthing WRONG with that. I mean, I'm just wondering. That's all I'm saying.

LOOOOL. I was thinking the same thing haha.


At any rate...wow just wow. I guess the middle finger is sexy these days?

 

[zoebisch01]

"Imma come to all yo houses and bust all yo mouses"