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...ok...maybe not as urgent as the tile suggests, but please someone tell me for the love of all that is holy what SWMBO stands for. It's killing me.
 
Try Google.
You will get 270,000 explanations.
They are all wrong however, it really stands for "She wants me brewing outside"

-a.
 
Sad When Most Bastards Occupy
Sad Women Must Bathe Often
Sad, Witless Men Blither Obnoxiously
Saggy Wobbling Man Boobs Organization?
Salacious Women Murdered Billy Odem
Salacious Words Make Blushing Obligatory
Sally White Makes Bad Omlettes
Sam Walton Made Beer Once?
Sand Will Mar Bum Orifice
Sanitary Water Made By Osmosis
Sanitize while making beer, often
Sank Women Must Be Ostracised
Santa Wants to Massage Barack Obama
Sarah Will Make Barack Obsolete
Saturdays We Men Brew Often
Sauerkraut With My Brat Only
Save We More Baby Ostriches
Savior Who Must Be Obama
Says, "Who", My Barn Owl
Scaly Witherd Man Boobs Offend
Scandinavian Women Make Better Oxs'
Schlobs weathering my bad odor
Screw Work, More Beer. Obviously.
Search When Missing aBbreviations, Ok?
Search Where Many Brewers (do) - On-line...
search will make bery obvious
Search Will Make Better, OK
Search Would Maybe Be Obvious
Search would mostly be obvious
Searching Web Might Be Obvious
Searching Wisely May Bestow Orientation
Searching Would Make Bantering Obsolete
Searching Would Maybe Be Obvious
Secret Wisdom May Be Obtained...
See Walken Malinger; Basically Obdurate
See What My Brother Octopus?
See Women Meet Black Omen
See, When McCuckerson Becomes Offended
See, Wife Makes Bank Onstage
Seems We Made Blaze Onery!
Self-absorbed Wankers May Bugger Off
Self-important Whiners Might Be Offended.
Serious, Well Meditated, Brewing Obstacles
Seriously, Wet Mainecoons Bite Often
Serve With Meaning Beleaguered Orator
Several Wallabies Materialized Beneath Orpheus
Several Wise Members Brew Organic.
Several Wombats Make Bleak Orators
Several Women Mangle By Osterich
Sex Will Make Boys Obfuscate
sexy wife makes beer obsolete?
sexy wookies making beer orgasms
Shaved Wombats May Be Oily
She Wants My Body, Obviously
She Whines More By Oregon
She Who Makes Beer Often!
She Who Malts Barley Occasionaly
She Who Mashes Barley & Oats
She Who Mashes Barley Omnipotently
She Who Mashes Barley Only
She Who May Bowl Occasionally
She Will Make Beer Obsessively
She Will Mention Buying Outfits
She With Mighty Big Orbs
She Would Make a Better Ottoman
Shecky Wants My Body! Ohyeah!!!!
Shecky Will Make Brits Ostracized
Short women mainly brew ovaltine.
Short Word for Many Bad Others
Should We Make Bicycles Operate?
Should We Make Brewing Obligatory?
Should We Mash Bugs Often
Should We Mask Bad Odor?
Should We Maybe Bother Orfey?
Should We Maybe Buy Oats?
Should We Meander By, Ogling?
Should We Move Baron Orfy?
Should We Mulch Birch
Should Weird Member Be Ostracized?
Should Willy Make Brew Often
Shrouded Women Mourn Belated Observances
Shrunken Walleyes Must Be Obliterated
Silence! We May Be Overheard
Silently Weeping…Man Beer Obsession
Silly Weird Mysoginistic Brit Ogles
Silly Wizard Made Bad Orchestrations.
Silver Whistles Might Beguile Orangutans
Simply We Might Be Obliging
Simply Wonderful Minor Brewing Obsession
Sing What Makes Betty Ogle
Single White Mail Bride Order?
Single White Male Brewing Often
Single White Mastodon Bent Over
Single White Men Burp Obnoxiously
Single White Men Buy Oxycotton
Sings Watching Michigan Beat Ohio
Sipping Wits Make Belches Obnoxious
Sit While Mary Brings Olives.
Skank With Mean Body Odor
Skankalicious Woman May Blow Orpheus
Skanky Wankers May Bore Others
Slamming Budweiser Makes BigKahuna Ornery
Sleeping Walrus Makes Boning Opportunity
Slippery Wet Menstrual Bleeding Orpheus
Slippery Worms May Be Oily
Slovenly Women May Be Odorous
Slowly Working May Buy Overtime
smack when Mary becomes overweight
Smarmy Women Make Bad Ostriches
smelling wild men becomes obsessive
Smile While Making Base Observations
Smith & Wesson Might Be Obligatory
Snarkiness Won't Mend Broken Opposition
Snarky Women from Michigan Being Obtuse?
So We Made Blaze Offensive
So We Make Bad Observations
So we may belch out[loud]?
So we must be obnoxious
So What Makes Blondes Operate?
So What My Babe's Obese
So What My Buffalo's Orange
So When Might Beer Overflow?
So Where's My Bloody Organizer?
So Whitey Makes Big Omlets
So Who Makes Beer?....Orfy!
So Why Must (You) Bother Others?
So Why Must Brains Ooze
So, We Might Buy Oscelots?
So, Who Made Ben Ovulate?
So, Why's My Beer Oxygenated?
Sock Wearers May Be Odiferous.
Soggy Waffles Might Be Obstinate
Some Wanker's Must Be Oblivious
Some Want McCain (to) Beat Obama
Some Weapons May Be Obsolete
Some Weasels May Be Omnivores
Some Wednesdays Members Brew Once
Some Weeds May Be Overgrown
Some Whiner's May Brew Often...
Some Who May Believe (the) Obvious
Some Wild Marmosets Bake Orangutans
Some Will Mainly Be Orange
Some Will Make Beds Over
Some Will Make BS Offerings
Some Will Move Beyond One-liners
Some Windows Might Be Opaque
Some Wine Makers Bottle On-time
Some Winters May Be Overwhelming
Some Wits May Be Overcarbed
Some Woman Married Barrak Obama
Some Woman My Bank Ogles
Some Women Make Bad Organizers.
Some Women Make Body Odors
Some Women Make Boobs Oversize!
Some Women May Brew Often
Some Women May Burn Out…
Some Women Might Be Ovulating
Some Words Meaning Be-Otch
Some Worthy Men Belch Openly
Somehow We May Be Overdoing [this]
Somehow We'll Move Beyond Ontario
Someone Who Makes Bankaccount $0
Someone Who Makes Beer Often !
Someone Who May Be Ostracized
Someone Who Must Be Oblong
Someone Will Marry Bobby Orr
Something Which Might Behoove Opinions
Sometimes We Make Big Obfuscations!
Sometimes We May Be Obnoxious!
Sometimes We May Be Obstinate.
Sometimes We Might Be Obnoxious
Sometimes We Must Be Ourselves
Soon Weather May Become Overpowering
Sorrowfully, Wearily, Mussolini Became Overpowered
Sorry We Might Be Obnoxious
Sorry, We Might Be Overboard
South West Men Buck Off
south west michigan brewers organization
Special Wort Might Boil Over?
Starsan Will Make Beer Optimum
Stereotyping Would Mean Being Offensive
Steve Winwood Meets Barack Obama
Stick With My Brew Only
Stick With My Brewbabe Only
Stop Wanking My Bad Ovaries
Stop Watching Me Buy Oranges
Strange Way to Make Buddies Online
Strong Whiskey Makes Boys Ogle
Stupid White Men Buy Oldsmobiles
Stupid Wretch. My Beer. OFF!!
stupid wrinkled mice bite orfy
Stygian Waters Merit Binding Oaths
Subordinate Women Making Babies Often
Succinct Welsh Marauders Brandishing Opinions
Succotash Will Make Bob Overpay
Suckers Who Make Beer Often
Suddenly Went Missing Before Oktoberfest
Sugar way make beer ordinary
Sugary Wort Mashed Below Optimum
Summer Weddings Must Be Outside
Super Winners May Buy Oranges
Super Woman May Bleed Orange
Superheroes of the World Might Be Outsourced
Sure, we might be obligated
Sure, We Might Be Offensive
Surely We Might Back Off
Surely We Must've Been Over [this]
Surly Women Might Berate Oliver
Surprise Wife, Make Beer Often... ?
Sweet Women Must Brew Oberon
Sweet Wort Makes Beer Often
Sweet Wort Makes Beer Outstanding
Sylvia Was Maybe Beginning Ovulation.
 
I know one thing for certain: there will be plenty of other chances for me to learn how to mess with the noobs once people discover this forum after Christmas. "What's a hydrometer?"
 
Lets just make sure this gets buried before that wave hits, can't let people get the secret right away...

Secrets Will Make Brewers Obnoxious....

If there is a doubt about this, PM and I'll point out a thread....
 
I agree, its something nearly every brewer must learn. I had to figure it out on my own. Search threads and see how it is used.
 
It is what Rumpole secretly referred his wife Hilda as. Not the original reference, but popularized it. The original came from the novel She by H. Rider Haggard.

So now you know the rest of the story........
 
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