Help me name my brewery

[Brewpastor]

I have never come up with a name I am satisfied with for my brewery. I kind of like "the Sanctuary", or "the House of Beer" but don't know. Suggestions?

 

[Cheesefood]

I have never come up with a name I am satisfied with for my brewery. I kind of like "the Sanctuary", or "the House of Beer" but don't know. Suggestions?

How about "Are you laughing now, beyotch!"

Or:

American Abbey Alehouse
Pastorized Products
For the Love Of God brewery
Temple of Mass Consumption
In The Name Of The Lager brewery
Grainsylvania
Brew Unto Others...
I Hate Wheat Beer

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

My vote is for "The I hate wheat beer Fermentorium"

 

[homebrewer_99]

My vote is for "The I hate wheat beer Fermentorium"

If that's true than hand over the 2-spot Heffe and Blueberry Wheat!!

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

That's not the name for MY brewery! :cross:

Though I would be willing to part with my heffes - one pint at a time.

 

[homebrewer_99]

What's wrong with the "Brew Pastor's Parish"?

Sample brew names:

Hometown Parish Pale Ale
Old Brewer's Bock
American Wedding Wheat
Parish Porter

 

[RichBrewer]

I have never come up with a name I am satisfied with for my brewery. I kind of like "the Sanctuary", or "the House of Beer" but don't know. Suggestions?

I'd go with Awesome!

 

[Ivan Lendl]

South of Heaven

 

[david_42]

As one Pastor to another, you should dedicate your brewery to one of our Patron Saints
Augustine of Hippo
Nicholas of Myra
Saint Benedict
Saint Arnold (choice of three)
Saint Bonifac
Saint Cuthbert (technically, maltsters)
Saint Florian
etc.

Burning of Beer Witches has been optional since the 1500's. Today we just make them drink BMC.

 

[Brewpastor]

As one Pastor to another, you should dedicate your brewery to one of our Patron Saints
Augustine of Hippo
Nicholas of Myra
Saint Benedict
Saint Arnold (choice of three)
Saint Bonifac
Saint Cuthbert (technically, maltsters)
Saint Florian
etc.

Burning of Beer Witches has been optional since the 1500's. Today we just make them drink BMC.

I do have an Augustine of Hippo candle in the brewery!

 

[Sir Sudster]

I vote for " Brew unto Others"

 

[david_42]

I do have an Augustine of Hippo candle in the brewery!

There you have it:

St. Augustine's Sanctuary for Overly Sober Hippos SASOSH for short.

 

[Beer Snob]

How about "The Chapel"....

Hey it sounds good doesn't it.... "I'm at 'The Chapel' every single day pouring my heart out...."

 

[Brewpastor]

How about "The Chapel"....

Hey it sounds good doesn't it.... "I'm at 'The Chapel' every single day pouring my heart out...."

Towards that end I should call it "The Study" as in "I have some things to do in "the Study"

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

But then people might think you're going to take a crap.

 

[Beer Snob]

Towards that end I should call it "The Study" as in "I have some things to do in "the Study"

There you go... like that a lot better

 

[Brewpastor]

How about "The Pastor's Study"?

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Well, the Sanctuary, I think, only turns me on for one possibility: the brewery's tag line could be:

"It'll Help You Reach An Altar-ed State"

Dude, I love myself so much.

 

[SwAMi75]

How about "The Pastor's Study"?

Or simply, "The Study".

 

[SwAMi75]

Dude, I love myself so much.

LOL

stoopid 10 character rule

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Is Alabama taken? That would be a cool name.

 

[Baron von BeeGee]

Baptism by Beer. Sweetheart, I need to take the boys out to the garage to baptize them before the devil gets to them...

 

[homebrewer_99]

As one Pastor to another, you should dedicate your brewery to one of our Patron Saints
Augustine of Hippo
Nicholas of Myra...

I was in Myra and St. Nick's church on Christmas Day a couple of years ago...

 

[Cheesefood]

The Jesus Juicery
Ye Olde Drunk Alterboy
Tell Me Your Sins Brewery

 

[homebrewer_99]

The Jesus Juicery...Ye Olde Drunk Alterboy...Tell Me Your Sins Brewery

hmmm, never heard of an old alterboy...

Don't you mean The Jesus Juicery...and Cheese Gift Shoppe?

OK, I got it!!! The Confessional!! The place where the alcohol goes in and the truth comes out!!

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Or something like "Water into Wine... Into Beer..."

eh, I'm trying.

 

[waskelton4]

how bout..

The Baptismal Font
The Font
The Brewtismal Font
Holy Water Brewing Co.

 

[Beer Snob]

Ye Olde Drunk Alterboy

Ah...no..... there's been way too many stories of Alterboys over the years.... and combinng the name with "drunk" couldnt help neither.... :fro:

 

[homebrewer_99]

Ah...no..... there's been way too many stories of Alterboys over the years.... and combinng the name with "drunk" couldnt help neither.... :fro:

Know how to get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alterboy...

Sorry, I thought I was on the drunken ramblin' thread again...

 

[Glibbidy]

How about Rio Grande Brewing? haha, kidding. I still have one of your original pint glasses in my cupboard that must be 5-10 yrs old.

Seriously... Covenant Malt Meeting House or Calvin Ale's