HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[Madman]

Which makes three

 

[Seabee John]

No... the purple snotted ass I have has never left the pasture.

quite the image huh?

 

[webnmar]

See, glad it was a simple fix. Well, not for the depressed loser part, he's still that.


I keed, I keed!

EvilTOJ just posted this on another thread. I have to say, this is a great quote, and I expect that I might use this myself.

 

[shecky]

you get a 6 incher here, and you got something to be proud of.

I'm not sure there was a context.

 

[zac]

that was taken out of context the great grammer meister

 

[zac]

I enjoy a big ass.

This is from Shceky, talking about eschatz

 

[Madman]

I enjoy a big ass.

This is from Shceky, talking about eschatz

This may also be out of context

 

[Madman]

err I mean no I didnt sneak any pictures of her bending over getting my tubing out.

And it means exactly what it implies.

 

[dataz722]

truth be told, I'm dying to get a look at the real-life Revvy. There's just something there I want to get a peek at. No reason why. I just do.

and what part might that be.

 

[zac]

SO?
10 char

 

[dataz722]

Oooh, I just got a tingle in my man region.

I could have lived without knowing that.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Saw your add in the back of "Fat Trannys Monthly".

Then came across it again when I entered Midget Scat Whores in google.

I didn't know we read the same publications.

 

[EvilTOJ]

I do like everyone else and choke the chicken(s)

Context is everything

 

[Revvy]

Woot Woot!!

...If you are just trying to make booze on the cheap, go buy some Fleischmann's vodka and continue to your nightly routine of masturbate, sob, and repeat...

 

[chefchris]

Yeah I hate flaccid hose. I prefer a nice sized stiff hose.

.................

 

[mmb]

About 6 years ago, my wife and I were at a retirement party for my BIL. They had a keg of Bud Light(this was shortly before I got into craft beer), and at about 2am, somebody decided that it would be a good idea to go get a bunch of crave cases. Fifteen of us demolished 3 cave cases in under 10 minutes and threw all the boxes into the fire for the prettiest flame that you ever saw.

Fast forward about 3 hours to when SWMBO and I were sleeping. I get woken up with a punch to the ribs and the following, "You a$$, you just s*** the bed!!" Well, my nose started working right then, and I thought, "Damn, maybe I did!!" I got up and checked, and fortunately, it was just the most rancid fart ever.

The next morning my wife warned me that if I ever mix White Castle and keg beer again, she will divorce me. I think that she meant it.

Genius! Simply Genius!

 

[EvilTOJ]

The first time I did a butt it took about 16 hours. Rev, that is some mighty fine looking meat you've got there!

I swear this is completely unedited.

 

[Revvy]

I swear this is completely unedited.

And just for the same of full disclosure...I am NOT the Rev referred to in the previous quote.

 

[DeathBrewer]

It sure is encouraging when she begs you to stop.

It sure is. Just ask James Bond...50 nos + 1 yes = yes

 

[Revvy]

FTW!!!!..........

Shecky,

I'm just wondering? Lets say Revvy's hot to trot suburban housefrau were stalking you instead of him, and she ended up taking you back to her place after a few drinks. The two of you ended up sitting on a nice couch on her porch, and after a few more drinks she was screaming "Take me, Shecky. Right now! Quick before my husband gets home" (That last part added for Revvy's benefit.) Would the whole porch couch/code monkey thing enter into the picture?

Inquiring minds... you know?

PTN

 

[Revvy]

I didn't really wanna know this...

My weirdest dream was once I dreamed I woke up and realized that I was extremely flexible in my back, and I could bend over and pleasure myself. The dream was so realistic that I almost cried when I woke up...

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

When my kids get out of school and move out on their own, I'm going to quit my job and buy a little pick-up truck and paint it like a racoon and be one of those pest removal specialists. Basically I will just operate a racoon rescue, so I will hunt and fish and drink beer and then when someone calls for me to come to their house and get rid of the racoons I will come and catch it and give it a rabies shot and a flea-dip and then let it go out in the woods somewhere. And the best part is, if business gets slow you can just let the racoons go in a different neighborhood or something and catch them again. I will charge like $100 to catch a racoon and that will cover my gas and beer money and I will have all the free racoons I want.

Thats what I'm going to do in a few years when I retire unless I win the Publisher's Clearing House first.

best life long dream I have ever heard

I mean, how could life get better, you have all the raccoons you want?

 

[Revvy]

best life long dream I have ever heard

I mean, how could life get better, you have all the raccoons you want?

Oh my...that is legendary!!!!!!!

 

[dataz722]

Me either, but after the day I've had I might just try to lick my balls later.

no explanation needed

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

What a whole lot of drama out there in cyber space.

sage.........

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

(Can I nominate myself for the memorable quotes thread?)

Yes you can.....just don't expect to see the post that you expected to get posted here, you attention seeking whore you!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

PTN

 

[EvilTOJ]

It didn't mention anything about heating the cock (thank god!) and I though it sounded pretty gross.

You heat it yourself, IP.

 

[IrregularPulse]

You heat it yourself, IP.

YES!! My dreams are complete, I can finally get back to doing working at work. I can't wait to tell SWMBO that I may just get to keep my job yet!

 

[PvtSkippy]

In comparison, an extract brew is like a quick f#ck behind a dumpster.

I was wondering why dumpster diving for bottles made my ass hurt...