Klainmeister
Well-Known Member
I've been reading through this and i don't think i've seen this gem yet:
Wifey says Edmund Fitzgeralds and anal. I am not going to argue!
Wifey says Edmund Fitzgeralds and anal. I am not going to argue!
maybe i'll post an ad:
Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus!
gonna be going for 5gal batches or 2 2.5gal batches.
basically what ive been doing in the past (winter in San Diego isnt much of a winter but the swimming pool gets pretty cold) i get some thick gloves and pick up my wort, put the lid on it and a weight on top and basically walk around in my pool. I emerge about 10 minutes later with a chilled wort and lacking nipples, then i attempt to dislodge my gonads from my chest.
counts as my shower for the night too right?
jmulligan said:I flick the lights on and off rapidly to get a more enthusiastic event.
Least he's honest!honestly I didnt read everything.
Got to start out small and work your way up.
Think of an IPA like your first day in prison. When Bubba comes up to initiate you you really don't want him to have that big of a package. After a few weels with Bubba (Broken Halo) you kind of get used to it and then when King Dong (Dogfish 120) comes up and wants to make you his b!tch you accept it a lot easier and might actually look forward to it because you started out small.
I betcha don't realize that in a non-gay way, I love you guys!
I have to start brewing my own beer, beer in Canada is getting too expensive, I have a 6 pack on layaway and I'm mortgaging the beer i drank in the past.
When my four-year old crawls into bed with the wife and I, I always try to give him a dutch-oven. He won't learn to stay in his own bed, he's gonna pay the price.
...best I can do... I blew 8000.
I know the fermenting put's out carbon dioxide. Is it dangerous for me to sleep in the same room i am brewing in ?
Printenction is the key to being protectef onm you, Maybve if you are are ful you wont; throw up like oth er someone did. I thonk you need another beer possibljy/
my first thought was "mmmm.... pork sausage..."
I drive a 96 Nissan Quest and it's hella useful. .....you can fit three adults and a camera in the back and lay down comfortably.
I end up with a "taste" in my mouth, and "know" pretty much what I'll need to achieve it, and usually even the amount.
the result of my mouth "flooding" with flavors and then like I said, "knowing" what I'll need to put together to get there.
and it'll taste like crap at that moment because it's not what I "need" to fulfill it.
My hops have no sack.
When you focus on certain lines and words in a thread, you realize there is a whole other story just trying to come out of the mental closet, so to speak.
I do have an unusually short line. Wait that sounds bad. I have like a 2-3 foot line. Its not very impressive.
after nearly 2 years of sleeping on an air matress I splurged.
Yeah, I just dump my load in there and let it fester too.
....we are all pretty much "PWNED" once the words "I do" escapes our lips. And unfortunately, the process requires witnesses to back up that you said it.
If I wanted a woman to see my penis I went to the restroom.
Do a search for Laughing Gnomes full boil. He did a side by side comparison of a full boil vs his partial.
No way!! I used to own three goats, and nobody ever got them before I did!!!!
No, wait, let me rephrase that.....
I need to polish the carrots and wash the dog.
I was pretty sure you were not a chick so I thought I'd play with you
I'm 5 deep into a Pigs ass
Out of context, of course!
Pretty funny, pretty funny. I thought you were just joking.
Just for that I'm going to mount and stuff her.
zac: Ill ask my SWMBO, she used to have a fuzzy bunny.
Damn, that is pretty. I just felt a sticky warmth in my jeans.
WTF??.....................
WTF?? Did you see the picture of those boilermakers? Beerporn at it's best.
the problem with the sex thing is that it doesn't present it as an option during registration
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