HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[Revvy]

Like I always said...The first step is staring at the airlock...then sniffing it...the next step is "dry humping" the carboy....and then.....

If your carboy ends up pregnant then you have a problem.

 

[Revvy]

I guess this is a hat trick for me today...

Written to Jonnio...

I don't care what your wife thinks, so long as you keep feeding me the meat"

In the interests of fairness, I will admit that I did a little creative editing to the afore mentioned quote....Just for the sake of Jonnio's marriage and 'cats probable heterosexuality I will now herein show you the quote in its true form...

I'd say something like "I don't care what your wife thinks, so long as you keep feeding me the meat" but Revvy would put me in the quotes forum again.

 

[EvilTOJ]

No no, the first quote was entirely accurate. This thread is, if nothing else, making teh funny out of context.

 

[BigKahuna]

...after reading your post, I have decided to lie and just agree with you...

I think Bull8042 is catching on!

 

[Revvy]

I think Bull8042 is catching on!

Bwahahahaha!!!!

 

[enderwig]

That is so pimp, never thought a mans set up would give me a chubby.

From a thread of bar pics...(but it's funnier if you don't know that!)

 

[Revvy]

good one!!!!

And Revvy, I prefer to think that he yeast swim around eating up the sugars and pooping alchohol.
Its like having sea monkeys, except you drink the aftermath instead of pouring it down the toilette.

 

[Revvy]

So many quotes so many possible signitures...

I spent a few days soaking in epsom salts and vowed never again to let myself be tied up in a sack and hung from the ceiling again...especially not when 6'8" dudes named Bart are about. And especially not when they have clubs.

 

[dataz722]

My 15 minutes haven't arrived yet, but you guys are lucky because you'll be able to say, "Hey, I knew StunnedMonkey way back when before he went nuts and killed all of those hookers with an antique teaspoon and an old stale Peep."

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[MoRoToRiUm]

+1 with fiddling with your knobs

Why am I quoting myself!?

Oh wait I am surprised no one picked up my love of knobs... Or is it there are too many males on here! Bring on the hockey stick Yooper!

 

[Klainmeister]

I've been reading through this and i don't think i've seen this gem yet:

Wifey says Edmund Fitzgeralds and anal. I am not going to argue!

 

[Saccharomyces]

maybe i'll post an ad:

Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus!

Atta boy, DB. Good luck with that one. :rockin:

It'd be a double score if she grew her own hops, too.

 

[Revvy]

I'd say he's a (retracted) Ballsy Hard Core Wort Chilling DOOD!!! :mug"

gonna be going for 5gal batches or 2 2.5gal batches.

basically what ive been doing in the past (winter in San Diego isnt much of a winter but the swimming pool gets pretty cold) i get some thick gloves and pick up my wort, put the lid on it and a weight on top and basically walk around in my pool. I emerge about 10 minutes later with a chilled wort and lacking nipples, then i attempt to dislodge my gonads from my chest.

counts as my shower for the night too right?

 

[Bob]

I flick the lights on and off rapidly to get a more enthusiastic event.

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[BigKahuna]

honestly I didnt read everything.

Least he's honest!

 

[flyangler18]

And here we have McKBrew:

Got to start out small and work your way up.

Think of an IPA like your first day in prison. When Bubba comes up to initiate you you really don't want him to have that big of a package. After a few weels with Bubba (Broken Halo) you kind of get used to it and then when King Dong (Dogfish 120) comes up and wants to make you his b!tch you accept it a lot easier and might actually look forward to it because you started out small.

 

[Saccharomyces]

I betcha don't realize that in a non-gay way, I love you guys!

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[Saccharomyces]

Hey this guy's very first post was too funny to pass up:

I have to start brewing my own beer, beer in Canada is getting too expensive, I have a 6 pack on layaway and I'm mortgaging the beer i drank in the past.

 

[dataz722]

When my four-year old crawls into bed with the wife and I, I always try to give him a dutch-oven. He won't learn to stay in his own bed, he's gonna pay the price.

Thats just not right.

 

[JayC]

...best I can do... I blew 8000.

In a row???

 

[scinerd3000]

i guess when i think about it....

I know the fermenting put's out carbon dioxide. Is it dangerous for me to sleep in the same room i am brewing in ?

 

[Brewin_Bob]

From the same thread as above:

Printenction is the key to being protectef onm you, Maybve if you are are ful you wont; throw up like oth er someone did. I thonk you need another beer possibljy/

 

[Seabee John]

my first thought was "mmmm.... pork sausage..."

nuf said.......

 

[McKBrew]

I drive a 96 Nissan Quest and it's hella useful. .....you can fit three adults and a camera in the back and lay down comfortably.

I don't even want to know.

 

[McKBrew]

When you focus on certain lines and words in a thread, you realize there is a whole other story just trying to come out of the mental closet, so to speak.

I end up with a "taste" in my mouth, and "know" pretty much what I'll need to achieve it, and usually even the amount.

the result of my mouth "flooding" with flavors and then like I said, "knowing" what I'll need to put together to get there.

and it'll taste like crap at that moment because it's not what I "need" to fulfill it.

 

[RedIrocZ-28]

My hops have no sack.

Heh heh

 

[Revvy]

When you focus on certain lines and words in a thread, you realize there is a whole other story just trying to come out of the mental closet, so to speak.

I KNEW someone would take something out of that post and it would end up here.


I'd tell you to bite me, but in light of this it might appear more incriminating.

 

[ChshreCat]

I do have an unusually short line. Wait that sounds bad. I have like a 2-3 foot line. Its not very impressive.

I'd be impressed with a 2-3 foot line...

 

[GroovePuppy]

after nearly 2 years of sleeping on an air matress I splurged.

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[ChshreCat]

On dry hopping:

Yeah, I just dump my load in there and let it fester too.

Yeah, and I'm not drining beer at The Pol's house.