HBT Literary Night Open Mic

[grampamark]

While brewing an ale one fine day
A cheap ass homebrewer did say
”What’s up with these guys
With stars in their eyes
For stainless for which they can’t pay”

 

[Jhedrick83]

Bet I could make beer
Spend thousands on new gear
Saves money, honey

 

[bkboiler]

Alas my ingredients in the brewery unused
to brew oft is to me a season bemused
for when the hops in boil begat
I twas so nearly soiled, I sat
and decided is time for some homebrews.

 

[Miraculix]

What is a haiku?

 

[Jhedrick83]

Five syllables go here
Then seven syllables next
Five more after that

 

[cmac62]

five syllables go here
Then seven syllables next line
five more and you're done.


It took a few edits to get it right.

 

[cmac62]

today in Eden
everyday is perfect
need definitions

 

[Jhedrick83]

Quick word of advice
To prevent an infection
Wash your crevices

 

[malter]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's tap was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
When my belly is full, I'll upchuck it

 

[3 Dawg Night]

Quick word of advice
To prevent an infection
Wash your crevices

We're still talking about homebrewing, right? RIGHT?

 

[Jhedrick83]

We're still talking about homebrewing, right? RIGHT?

It‘a like a personal Rorschach test.

 

[cmac62]

Brewers often think they are sly
Many times I really don't know why
How do you make brut
Its something like gruit
with glucoamylaze it'll dry

walking in the woods
the wind in the trees amazing
feeling life moving

Just some fun for today, my off Friday.

 

[3 Dawg Night]

just finished brew day
waiting is the hardest part
time to brew again?

 

[JJinMD]

I thought homebrew would save a dime,
It not only cost money, but time,
So as I spend each,
For an end I won't reach,
At least I always sleep fine.

 

[cmac62]

Read these posts sublime
Brewing gear and the process
Nothing is off limits