Hanson launching 'MmmHop' Beer (Yes, the boy band Hanson)

[Bradinator]

So which one of us is going back in time to stop this travesty from occurring and saving the world from imploding on itself?

 

[kh54s10]

I won't give up IPA's in general but will be highly unlikely to try one of those!

 

[wailingguitar]

AN IPA? Cool!

I never thought I'd ever hear myself say this, but Hanson Rocks.

Maybe Nelson will follow and do a Barleywine or something.

I see Nelson doing more of a Wit... but, you never know

 

[nukinfuts29]

Look the music is/was horrible, but if they are actually into beer it might be really good. I'll try it. They really should have taken a more serious approach to the name, but I have seen some bad names make some good drink/food.

 

[bottlebomber]

Pedophile beverage...

 

[WhineinAlbany]

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

 

[Snicks]

I don't think there's any correlation between making crappy music when you were 12 and making crappy beer in your 20's.

I'd try it!

 

[drainbamage]

Not to be outdone in the 90's musician brewing market, Alanis Morissette is rumored to be working on her own craft brew, "Jagged Little Pale Ale".

 

[ingchr1]

It's moments like this that are turning points in history, this is a sign that the bubble is about to bust in the craft brew world!

 

[ingchr1]

Fess Parker made killer wine, I don't see why these guys can't make a decent beer.

And Sammy Hagar made a decent tequila, heck AC/DC and Motörhead have wines.

 

[Homercidal]

Not to be outdone in the 90's musician brewing market, Alanis Morissette is rumored to be working on her own craft brew, "Jagged Little Pale Ale".

I think I heard it was going to be a Light Lager. Was supposed to be called, "Jagged little SWILL".

 

[Homercidal]

"Weird ALE" anybody?

 

[two_hearted]

 

[Hang Glider]

"Weird ALE" anybody?

What??? now Al Yankovic is jumping into the fray?

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

hilarious !

 

[JonM]

Wish I made up these jokes, but they're from CNN:

Weiss Weiss Baby
This Is How We Brew It
4 Saisons of Loneliness
Kreik (like " I'm a Kreik, I'm a weirdo ...")

 

[danorocks17]

what happens if this beer is actually...good? does the world implode on itself?

 

[bosunbrew]

Their next beer could be called "One-Malt Wonder"

 

[Jacob_Marley]

Pedophile beverage...

The Hanson brothers are all fathers now and their ages are 25, 27 and 29. Hardly "pedophile".

Don't know what their beer will be like, but I'd be willing to try it. Good beer is where you find it.
While the name of the beer is kinda dumb, I think it would have been even dumber not to try to use their previous fame to get their commercial brewing off the ground.

 

[Jota21]

Do we know how much involvement they'll actually have with the product or will they just be slapping a label on somone else's beer?

Ed Hardy has his name on beer (which is always on closeout at my distributor)... doesn't mean he had anything to do with making it.

 

[bottlebomber]

Thanks to Ed Hardy I can now spot *********s on sight!

 

[bottlebomber]

The Hanson brothers are all fathers now and their ages are 25, 27 and 29. Hardly "pedophile".

Yes, but they haven't done anything noteworthy in their adult lives, so in my mind using "Mmm bop" to market alcohol is creepy. It would be absolutely no different from Hanna Montana wine coolers

 

[nukinfuts29]

Yes, but they haven't done anything noteworthy in their adult lives, so in my mind using "Mmm bop" to market alcohol is creepy. It would be absolutely no different from Hanna Montana wine coolers

those would sell like crazy and increase teenage pregnancy in astronomical amounts.

 

[truckndad]

I'm old enough to remember Billy Beer. No matter how bad MmmmHop is, it won't be the worst beer in the history of the world.

 

[Bradinator]

Maybe the thread title shouldn't be "Worst beer in the world" but "Worst name for a beer ever"

Except for Fecalhop Vomit ale. Hard to top that.

 

[passedpawn]

Hop'n Gator was the worst beer ever. Take my word for it. Worst evah.

 

[DMartin]

Maybe the thread title shouldn't be "Worst beer in the world" but "Worst name for a beer ever"

"It Burns When IPA"

 

[ndsgr]

"It Burns When IPA"

HEY! My old club has one named that!

 

[DMartin]

That's probably where I heard it then.

 

[Jacob_Marley]

Yes, but they haven't done anything noteworthy in their adult lives, so in my mind using "Mmm bop" to market alcohol is creepy. It would be absolutely no different from Hanna Montana wine coolers

Welp, I don't know much about what they've been involved in as adults, but Hanna Montana wine coolers ... now that's an idea. You might have a promising future in advertising ;-)

Mmmm bop (or "Mmmm hop" as they are doing it) is a really dumb name. I'd think it would limit the beers audience. I guess how they do the rest of the marketing will be the key.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

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