Halloween Joke

[Humer]

This woman throws a Halloween party, she has a theme for it. The theme is you have to go as an emotion.

First person that comes to the door is a lady all dress in pink and she is laughing and giggling.

Woman, "what are you suppose to be?"

Lady, "tickled pink"

Woman, "thats a good emotion come inside"

Next to come to the party is a couple, the man is dressed in all green and the lady has a tee shirt and jeans. On the tee shirt it has the letters E, N, and V on it.

Woman, "what are you suppose to be?"

Man, "I am green with envy."

Woman, "now thats another good emotion come inside"

Third person is a man her is completely naked and he has a bowl of custard with his little friend inside the bowl.

Woman all flustered "oh my what are you suppose to be?"

Man "I am f***n disgusted.

 

[Sir Sudster]

Third person is a man her is completely naked and he has a bowl of custard with his little friend inside the bowl.

This is where a one eyed icon would have come in handy.

 

[Sir Sudster]

Here's a Halloween joke to ya'll homebrewers!!!

 

[sudsmonkey]

I damn near choked once I sounded it out!

 

[mmm beer]

This woman throws a Halloween party, she has a theme for it. The theme is you have to go as an emotion.

First person that comes to the door is a lady all dress in pink and she is laughing and giggling.

Woman, "what are you suppose to be?"

Lady, "tickled pink"

Woman, "thats a good emotion come inside"

Next to come to the party is a couple, the man is dressed in all green and the lady has a tee shirt and jeans. On the tee shirt it has the letters E, N, and V on it.

Woman, "what are you suppose to be?"

Man, "I am green with envy."

Woman, "now thats another good emotion come inside"

Third person is a man her is completely naked and he has a bowl of custard with his little friend inside the bowl.

Woman all flustered "oh my what are you suppose to be?"

Man "I am f***n disgusted.

Same begining but the man comes in with his wang in a pear. Shocked the lady says what are you supposed to be,he says Im fuucking despair

 

[Sir Sudster]

That's funny as hell! I'm hurtin.

 

[Orpheus]

...and to add to the confusion..

I heard the same joke but it was two East Indians that showed up and the first one had his wang in a bowl of pudding and the second guy had his wang impaling a pear.

When asked what they were, the first replied in his Indian accent, "I am ****ing disgusted."

While the second guy added, in his accent, "And I am deep in despair!"

 

[mmm beer]

...and to add to the confusion..

I heard the same joke but it was two East Indians that showed up and the first one had his wang in a bowl of pudding and the second guy had his wang impaling a pear.

When asked what they were, the first replied in his Indian accent, "I am ****ing disgusted."

While the second guy added, in his accent, "And I am deep is despair!"

ROTFLMAO nice way to bring it all together

 

[Sir Sudster]

Can't agree more!

 

[Beer Snob]

Here's a Halloween joke to ya'll homebrewers!!!

Man.... I'm in tears here LMAO

 

[magno]

I had to pass that on a few times today. Hilarious.