Ok, so before I said that COSMOS: War of the Planets was the worst movie ever made. And at the time I truly felt it WAS the worst movie ever made (That I had seen, anyway)
But last night I had the awful pleasure to watch MANOS: Hands of Fate.
So now I humbly concede that against MANOS, COSMOS has not right to the title of worst movie ever made. The only redeeming feature about MANOS was that we watched the Live Rifftrax version. Yes, the same fellow who did all of those awesomely funny Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes, riffing on MANOS live in front of a theater full of people.
The movie was just... TERRIBLE. It wasn't the worst story. But the acting, the dialogue, the camera angles, the acting were all almost constantly AWFUL.
People would stand there for like 3-4 seconds with some stupid look on their face as if they were trying to remember their lines. Then get this weird expression and mumble something and then gesture and then stand there for another second or two and then cut to another scene of the same thing again with someone else.
And TORGO! Lurching around like a drunken disabled person! He would take 15 seconds to stand up, or lurch from one place to another place that was like 5 feet away.
My favorite part was when the "wives" of the master were killing Torgo with playful slaps and tickles.
Ok, I'm off to find out if the filmmaker hung himself right after the first viewing....