Well said!
Transporting bottles any distance is a BAD idea!
There's quite a big difference between transporting your glass bottles from location A to location B. Or transporting your bottles to a camp ground or other locations where broken bottles could destroy natural resources. I resorted to hyperbole to demonstrate the kind of logic involved.
You can pack your bottles perfect in a cooler really nice and tight and they wont break in the cooler... But, what if you drop the bottle while drinking it at the camp ground? It's disrespectful to blatantly flaunt a rule stated on signs when entering a camp ground or any other place we would go to view and enjoy. I also, since you ignored that part, stated multiple options available to anyone, that are not that expensive. Aluminum growlers are expensive, but brown plastic PET bottles are cheap, easy to get, and you can prime your beer just fine in one of these. There really is no excuse to bring glass bottles onto a camp ground or any park. Not to mention theres a lot of delicious beer available in cans.
Please leave the glass bottles at home.
Edit: 24 500ml brown PET bottles on northern brewer are 22 dollars without shipping. Theres really no excuse to use glass, you can fit more in the plastic bottles, they weigh FAR less, AND you reduce your risk of leaving broken glass litter at the camp site. I don't see how this is unreasonable or trolling. Why risk hurting yourself, hurting other campers potentially, and hurting the enviroment?
Lets sum that up into some bullet points then
1. More beer in each bottle
2. Lighter so you are not carrying as much weight into the woods
3. Greatly reducing the risk of leaving litter in the woods
How is this "safety trolling"?
I do have 1 5-gallon glass carboy that I baby, I *know* one day itll break, and I hope it doesn't result in a hospital trip. I like to keep stuff in there that will need longer time in secondary, but I have no illusions about it breaking eventually no matter how careful I am.