God Bless Billy Mayes

[Saboral]

Thats it, I've finally realized their is nothing in homebrewing that cant be fixed with a little oxyclean. I first found it to be the absolute best thing to soak crap out of my fermenters and pots. Next I found that it helped cleanup spills and prevented fruit flies, then it took the tint of beers past off my autosiphon and tubing. Today I find out its the best thing to remove bottle labels, within 2 minutes of adding it I already have labels just peeling off and floating.

WOW!

I'm starting to believe that it might be able to improve my attenuation, remove hop harshness, strip tannins from my finished beer, and improve mouthfeel.

For those nay sayers who are like,"Oh that'll poison you", I say;




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[Jacob_Marley]

Yep. Since I bin usin oxyclean ... junior's grades have improved, I'm gettin better gas mileage, my "intimate" time with swmbo is amazingly steamy, removing the wrinkles from my trousers is a snap, and I grew a 3 pound tomato last year!

 

[Ridire]

...my "intimate" time with swmbo is amazingly steamy, removing the wrinkles from my trousers is a snap...

Are these two things related?

 

[Hammy71]

Put some in the "pre wash" thingy in your dishwasher.....see the magic on your dishes too.

 

[Jacob_Marley]

... my "intimate" time with swmbo is amazingly steamy, removing the wrinkles from my trousers is a snap ...

Are these two things related?

Yes, this is the Tao of happy romantic relationships. Make enough whoopee to create steam and consequently reduce your laundry bills.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I don't even siphon any more. Just leave a bit of oxyclean in the fermentor and the wort just jumps in cooling itself on the way to be with the ghost of Billy Mays. Since I've been doing this, my beard is not 2x but 4x as lush and my skin GLEAMS

 

[CreamyGoodness]

This stuff is whack. I was snorting about $20 of this powder every day for about 6 years. Eventually I had to sell myself to a Panamanian counterfit produce ring in Bayonne to pay for my habit. Subsequently I have had to declare bankruptsy after a series of rehab-relapse cycles.

Oxyclean almost ruined my life, were it not for my new found faith in Zoroaster's immortal brother Schlomo.

Thanks Obama.

The only plus side is I have the whitest, shiniest anus in the Tri-State area.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

What's GOD got to do with it? the chemicals in OxyClean work best at warmer temperatures.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

This stuff is whack. I was snorting about $20 of this powder every day for about 6 years. Eventually I had to sell myself to a Panamanian counterfit produce ring in Bayonne to pay for my habit. Subsequently I have had to declare bankruptsy after a series of rehab-relapse cycles.

Oxyclean almost ruined my life, were it not for my new found faith in Zoroaster's immortal brother Schlomo.

Thanks Obama.

The only plus side is I have the whitest, shiniest anus in the Tri-State area.

I've ingested so much that my pee cleans everything and my poop is crystal clear.

 

[Jacob_Marley]

... I was snorting about $20 of this powder every day for about 6 years. ...

"There's a lot of money in that white powder ..."