Hey all, there's a new beer hitting the market I think you ought to be trying. I hear it tastes a bit nutty.
Hey all, there's a new beer hitting the market I think you ought to be trying. I hear it tastes a bit nutty.
I went to the local liquor store that has the best selection of craft beer in town and talked to the person in charge of the beer. I told him that the four bottles of Stone Ruination IIPA they had were TEN months past their drink by date, and he said, "That's okay, Stone beers are good for a while on the shelf, the date doesn't really mean they're bad." Three months later, those same bottles are still on the shelf. Time to start looking for a new beer store.
Hey all, there's a new beer hitting the market I think you ought to be trying. I hear it tastes a bit nutty.
Hey all, there's a new beer hitting the market I think you ought to be trying. I hear it tastes a bit nutty.
Wow, that's nuts. What will they come up with next?
Hey all, there's a new beer hitting the market I think you ought to be trying. I hear it tastes a bit nutty.
You just made me groan so loud at work that I got looks.
Sorry, I just thought that article was bollocks. Now, I'm off to eat my sack lunch. I got eggs today! Balls!
Oh, quit your bawling and grow a pair already.
Oh I see what you horsejizz there.
(not sure if I'm doing it right)
Well Nards. How many nuts references are needed in one post to crack Vamps huevos? That would be a real kick in the testies.
Oh I see what you horsejizz there.
(not sure if I'm doing it right)
I don't want to start anything, but...
I've been seeing these "Macro we stand" banner ads from Budweiser and can't be arsed to track it down. Any body know what's up with the slogan? It has the potential to be something funny I heard about beer.
I don't want to start anything, but...
I've been seeing these "Macro we stand" banner ads from Budweiser and can't be arsed to track it down. Any body know what's up with the slogan? It has the potential to be something funny I heard about beer.
Hey all, there's a new beer hitting the market I think you ought to be trying. I hear it tastes a bit nutty.
Oh no, they're out craft-beering American Craft Beer! Cue the bald eagle penis ale dry hopped with AR-15 rounds!
Oh no, they're out craft-beering American Craft Beer! Cue the bald eagle penis ale dry hopped with AR-15 rounds!
Oh no, they're out craft-beering American Craft Beer! Cue the bald eagle penis ale dry hopped with AR-15 rounds!
You'll have to make that bald eagle testical ale, as birds don't have a penis.
A seagull almost got mine once.
You'll have to make that bald eagle testical ale, as birds don't have a penis.
I just got "Well, actyually" 'ed on a hypothetical eagle penis beer! Who said this thread isn't great?
Thanks for the clarification though, I suppose a penis wouldn't be very aerodynamic.
Especially with how big it would need to be since it's 'Merican.
I thought birds had penises? I remember seeing some article on the evolution of duck penis.
http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketsc...ses-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/
Don't ask me how I know this ...
But do camels have balls? That's what I wanna know ..
Obviously it's due to the backlash from their ******* craft beer-bashing commercial.
They are on TV as well. "Beechwood Strong" was another great tagline.
3% of birds do have a phallus. The other 97% don't: http://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/35898/title/Why-Many-Birds-Don-t-Have-Penises/
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