Funny things you've overheard about beer

[joe_four_strings]

Hey all, there's a new beer hitting the market I think you ought to be trying. I hear it tastes a bit nutty.

Nope...

 

[eman_resu]

Speaking of nuts and beer, have you seen this?


http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/drink/new-zealand-pub-has-created-stag-semen-beer

 

[SnakeRidge]

You just made me groan so loud at work that I got looks.

Sorry, I just thought that article was bollocks. Now, I'm off to eat my sack lunch. I got eggs today! Balls!

 

[drainbamage]

Sorry, I just thought that article was bollocks. Now, I'm off to eat my sack lunch. I got eggs today! Balls!

Oh, quit your bawling and grow a pair already.

 

[Psylocide]

Oh, quit your bawling and grow a pair already.

Oh I see what you horsejizz there.

(not sure if I'm doing it right)

 

[SnakeRidge]

Oh I see what you horsejizz there.

(not sure if I'm doing it right)

Just do whatever until Vamptrump groans apparently. Testicles.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Well Nards. How many nuts references are needed in one post to crack Vamps huevos? That would be a real kick in the testies.

 

[drainbamage]

Well Nards. How many nuts references are needed in one post to crack Vamps huevos? That would be a real kick in the testies.

It takes cojones, I'll tell you that.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

This thread can be funny! All it took was a beer containing sh!t and testicles.

Oh I see what you horsejizz there.

(not sure if I'm doing it right)

If I could get this tattooed today I would.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I don't want to start anything, but...

I've been seeing these "Macro we stand" banner ads from Budweiser and can't be arsed to track it down. Any body know what's up with the slogan? It has the potential to be something funny I heard about beer.

 

[Psylocide]

I don't want to start anything, but...

I've been seeing these "Macro we stand" banner ads from Budweiser and can't be arsed to track it down. Any body know what's up with the slogan? It has the potential to be something funny I heard about beer.

Obviously it's due to the backlash from their ******* craft beer-bashing commercial.

They are on TV as well. "Beechwood Strong" was another great tagline.

 

[WilliamSlayer]

I don't want to start anything, but...

I've been seeing these "Macro we stand" banner ads from Budweiser and can't be arsed to track it down. Any body know what's up with the slogan? It has the potential to be something funny I heard about beer.

I saw this commercial on TV today as well! Just too funny, I had to shake my head and laugh at work. Just another amazing example of how Budweisers advertising army can turn ANYTHING on its head and make it a positive for the brewery!

 

[lowtones84]

Hey all, there's a new beer hitting the market I think you ought to be trying. I hear it tastes a bit nutty.

Oh no, they're out craft-beering American Craft Beer! Cue the bald eagle penis ale dry hopped with AR-15 rounds!

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Overheard? Not exactly. Funny? Depends.

I donated a BIAB brewing class for a school fundraiser, that included the class and the two cases of beer it would produce. As I was firming up plans with the winner and helping them figure out what they wanted to brew, their answer (because they had read through my homebrewery's Facebook page): raspberry skeeter pee. Sigh.

 

[andrewmaixner]

Oh no, they're out craft-beering American Craft Beer! Cue the bald eagle penis ale dry hopped with AR-15 rounds!

Stop tempting us... (use Barnes copper solids, don't want any lead leaching into it. )

 

[Kirkwooder]

Oh no, they're out craft-beering American Craft Beer! Cue the bald eagle penis ale dry hopped with AR-15 rounds!

You'll have to make that bald eagle testical ale, as birds don't have a penis.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Oh no, they're out craft-beering American Craft Beer! Cue the bald eagle penis ale dry hopped with AR-15 rounds!

This might be the most spectacular thing I've ever read on this site.
Thanks.

 

[Hamaki]

You'll have to make that bald eagle testical ale, as birds don't have a penis.

A seagull almost got mine once.

 

[drainbamage]

A seagull almost got mine once.

I feel like there's a great story here, and you're holding back on us...

 

[lowtones84]

You'll have to make that bald eagle testical ale, as birds don't have a penis.

I just got "Well, actyually" 'ed on a hypothetical eagle penis beer! Who said this thread isn't great?

Thanks for the clarification though, I suppose a penis wouldn't be very aerodynamic.

 

[dlaramie08]

I just got "Well, actyually" 'ed on a hypothetical eagle penis beer! Who said this thread isn't great?



Thanks for the clarification though, I suppose a penis wouldn't be very aerodynamic.

Especially with how big it would need to be since it's 'Merican.

 

[thatjonguy]

Especially with how big it would need to be since it's 'Merican.

I'm confused.

I thought that's where Tomahawk cruise missiles came from.

 

[zmanzorro]

I thought birds had penises? I remember seeing some article on the evolution of duck penis.

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketsc...ses-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/

Don't ask me how I know this ...

 

[Kee]

I thought birds had penises? I remember seeing some article on the evolution of duck penis.

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketsc...ses-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/

Don't ask me how I know this ...

3% of birds do have a phallus. The other 97% don't: http://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/35898/title/Why-Many-Birds-Don-t-Have-Penises/

 

[soccerdad]

But do camels have balls? That's what I wanna know ..

 

[fuzzy2133]

Um yea...

 

[TheCADJockey]

But do camels have balls? That's what I wanna know ..

And... noserings... wtf kind of fetish candy is this?

Shame on you sir!

 

[unionrdr]

You just answered your own question...fetishists!

 

[SnakeRidge]

Obviously it's due to the backlash from their ******* craft beer-bashing commercial.

They are on TV as well. "Beechwood Strong" was another great tagline.

I really wanted it to be better than that. Like they thought 'macro' was hipster for cool or something.

Reminded me of a fellow I met in college. He was from India (I think) and his roommate convinced him that everyone in America had a nickname, and his was to be *******. He walked through the dorm introducing himself to people with this huge smile on his face. "Hello! I am *******!" He was so proud of his American name.

 

[zmanzorro]

3% of birds do have a phallus. The other 97% don't: http://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/35898/title/Why-Many-Birds-Don-t-Have-Penises/

Cool, didn't know that.

Bird penis and beer in the same thread, who could ask for more?