Funny things you've overheard about beer

[JonM]

There is hope.
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[WilliamSlayer]

There is hope.
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Ummm... does it come in camo colored?

 

[flars]

Waiting for something funny about beer.

 

[mcspanner]

Waiting for something funny about beer.

You'll wait a long time my friend.

 

[flars]

You'll wait a long time my friend.

Darn.

 

[flars]

Might as well post something funny about beer.

I don't secondary my beers. I don't cold crash my beers. I don't add finings or moss or gelatin to my beers. The beer I pour into the glass is crystal clear.

Ain't that a hoot.

 

[GuldTuborg]

Might as well post something funny about beer.

I don't secondary my beers. I don't cold crash my beers. I don't add finings or moss or gelatin to my beers. The beer I pour into the glass is crystal clear.

Ain't that a hoot.

 

[Genghis]

No berry punch?

He got kicked out before they covered anatomy.

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

No berry punch?

I grabbed my English teacher by the throat spit on her face and said, "Don't you never tell mewhat to evar!" and that's how Igot kicked out of the 3rd grade.

I'd hate to see "her" berries punched or otherwise!!

 

[drainbamage]

Waiting for something funny about beer.

Wrong thread. Move along.

 

[1977Brewer]

I'd hate to see "her" berries punched or otherwise!!

Yeah. It's either totes nasty, or flat out abuse.

 

[day_trippr]

"totes"

Honest to god...Are we 15?

Cheers!

 

[dcrog]

"totes"

Honest to god...Are we 15?

Not until next month.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Not until next month.

Tell your older brother Gary_Oak we all miss him.

 

[1977Brewer]

"totes"



Honest to god...Are we 15?



Cheers!

In as much as my post was a joke, the grammar contained therein was meant to convey the jovial nature of my reply. Internet pedantry often makes one look as immature and foolish as those you are attempting to criticize or demean in some manner, in this case, more so.

To quote the finest web comic, well, comic in general, Achewood:

"F*** along, now."

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Yeah. It's either totes nasty, or flat out abuse.

it was both. I puncher in sock berries so hard, she looked like she was playing tether balls by herself.

 

[day_trippr]

In as much as my post was a joke, the grammar contained therein was meant to convey the jovial nature of my reply. Internet pedantry often makes one look as immature and foolish as those you are attempting to criticize or demean in some manner, in this case, more so.

To quote the finest web comic, well, comic in general, Achewood:

"F*** along, now."

Yeah, ok. Go with that. It's crazy enough that someone might buy into it.

"totes"

Sheesh...

 

[brewguyver]

Not that funny, but I felt like beating a dead horse

Sitting at a table at "Taste of Bloomington"
Younger guy (looks like an athletic trainer) " ... Beer can have a lot of calories"
Older guy "... Yea, with the beers I drink it's probably 400 a pop"
Trainer "with those beers you drink ... Especially Guinness - you don't run 15 miles a day like you used to."

I held back the "well actually," even though I could have snuck under the radar with my light [colored] beer.

 

[CGVT]

Local newspaper has a poll for favorite things around town.

The entries for Best Imported Beer:
Heineken
Stella
Guinness
Killians

Ha!

 

[thatjonguy]

You know what? Unsubscribed.



lol.

 

[CGVT]

You know what? Unsubscribed.



lol.

Really? I thought that the what I posted was kind of humorous.

Didn't mean to chase you off...

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You know what? Unsubscribed.



lol.

nooo, Jon! noooooo!!!! I'm still funny!

 

[thatjonguy]

nooo, Jon! noooooo!!!! I'm still funny!

Luckily you are around in the better thread. Ha!

Kidding, I want to watch this train wreck of new guys. Lol.

 

[WilliamSlayer]

"Beers got lots of vitamins" - co-worker

"Oh yeah, thats why you get 'beer muscles' sometimes. Almost as much B vitamins as an energy drink" - me laughing in my head

 

[Kirkwooder]

"Beers got lots of vitamins" - co-worker

"Oh yeah, thats why you get 'beer muscles' sometimes. Almost as much B vitamins as an energy drink" - me laughing in my head

Sure, ABV is that super vitamin, isn't it?

 

[GrogNerd]

Sure, ABV is that super vitamin, isn't it?

doesn't it stand for All B Vitamins?

 

[unionrdr]

Well, there are B vitamins from the yeast, & proteins from the wort. But my son showed me something once where it was claimed that the alcohol does something to prevent absorption of the vitamins? Not sure I believe that? Funny that it's nice on Mother's day, but thundershowers likely on Father's day? What bug crawled up mother natures a$$ & bit her?!

 

[WilliamSlayer]

Probably the brewing bug! Mother natures brewing when it rains!

 

[unionrdr]

But I wanna barbecue too dammit! Secondary my stout on oak & bourbon, bbq a brisket...

 

[SupervisingChildren]

I just ordered an Excavator Rye Brown Ale and got an IPA instead. Waitress- oh yeah, I forgot that the one is an IPA. Aren't they the same?