Funny things you've overheard about beer

[TheCADJockey]

you might want to give Freud a call - that girl concerned about hops was clearly a 'mother image' - and the (green) hops were a major financial concern

BTW - did she have pants on?

What?? Who wears pants at a party in a dream?

No concerns; it just shows how much I stress/think about beer while I'm zombie-clicking at work. Since I was up early with beer thoughts, I pulled everything out to brew as soon as I get home tonight. It's all waiting on my countertop measured out and ready to go.

 

[Barley_Bob]

What?? Who wears pants at a party in a dream?

Nude brewing really doesn't sound wise. Great way to wind up in the "Injuries sustained while brewing" thread. But, if a room full of women got as turned on by hot wort as me, it would be hard not to join them.

 

[biochemedic]

Nude brewing really doesn't sound wise. Great way to wind up in the "Injuries sustained while brewing" thread. But, if a room full of women got as turned on by hot wort as me, it would be hard not to join them.

This is supposed to work for cooking bacon, but maybe for home brewing too?

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[TheCADJockey]

This is supposed to work for cooking bacon, but maybe for home brewing too?

That is a weird looking helmet. Do they make one for people that wear glasses?

 

[Psylocide]

I was at a local craft beer festival a few weeks ago and overheard a guy say to his buddy: "Never trust a man who enjoys a Gose."

Truer words were never spoken.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Gose eff yourself. They grow on you.

See what I did there?

 

[Psylocide]

Gose eff yourself. They grow on you.

See what I did there?

Sure did hombre. That was really Wit-y.

cwutididthur?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

c'mon guys. let's get bock on topic.

 

[Barley_Bob]

Better listen to Billy - he's lager than life.

 

[zmanzorro]

I P A bit when I hear these silly puns.

 

[Fedora]

This banter is becoming Mildly annoying...

 

[orangehero]

Quit with the punny, will someone Saisonthing funny already?

 

[Black Island Brewer]

I would, but compared to the Wit shown here, I Pale in comparison and would turn three shades of Amber in embarrassment.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

testicles.

 

[Renegades_Brew]

Billy is feeling a wee heavy in the shorts...

 

[ElJefeBrews]

That makes sense, He's looking a bit stout

 

[Renegades_Brew]

Just a extra special brown that was dropped prematurely is all.

 

[GrogNerd]

keep it friendly or someone's gonna re-porter you to the admins

 

[ElJefeBrews]

No need to get angry. Did you forget to take your pils-ner this morning?

 

[Renegades_Brew]

Why would anyone be so sour?

 

[ElJefeBrews]

He's in his own personal helles

 

[ElJefeBrews]

This thread always gueuze off topic

 

[gallonbrewer]

Where do I begin?

Back in highschool I thought it wasn't just legal to buy a Mr. Beer kit underage, but also perfectly legal to brew underage. It was something we all believed, never tried.

Heard Coors described as "rich."

My buddies and I used to drink Guinness straight from the bottle, yes the bottles with the ping pong (sarcasm) in them.

Definitely a victim of the Utah beer is weaker. Hard not to believe it when they put a sticker on the cases of beer on base that says "STRONG BEER."

I've learned more about beer from this thread than I've learned anywhere else, specifically my most recent blunder of throwing stouts and porters in the fridge while leaving out ales to warm up before drinking. Still not clear on the best temperature to drink what...

I'm gettin there though!!! Starting with a book my wife bought me laying out limited history and descriptions of beers from around the world.

Did y'all know they used to soak bread and then ferment it to make beer!?! NUTS!!!

 

[adiochiro3]

testicles.

Don't you mean "berries? "

 

[adiochiro3]

:cross: First double post.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Don't you mean "berries? "

in that instance "testicles" was funnier than "berries".

 

[unionrdr]

Where do I begin?

Back in highschool I thought it wasn't just legal to buy a Mr. Beer kit underage, but also perfectly legal to brew underage. It was something we all believed, never tried.

Heard Coors described as "rich."

My buddies and I used to drink Guinness straight from the bottle, yes the bottles with the ping pong (sarcasm) in them.

Definitely a victim of the Utah beer is weaker. Hard not to believe it when they put a sticker on the cases of beer on base that says "STRONG BEER."

I've learned more about beer from this thread than I've learned anywhere else, specifically my most recent blunder of throwing stouts and porters in the fridge while leaving out ales to warm up before drinking. Still not clear on the best temperature to drink what...

I'm gettin there though!!! Starting with a book my wife bought me laying out limited history and descriptions of beers from around the world.

Did y'all know they used to soak bread and then ferment it to make beer!?! NUTS!!!

The early Germanic tribes used to soak partly baked torn up bread in water to ferment. This is the drink the Roman Legions used to call, " Pig swallow". Those early Germans must've cut off their berries for saying that. Isn't history fun?:rockin:

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Is it too late to throw in a fugglin' pun? I kent believe I almost missed it.

 

[drainbamage]

The eatly Germanic tribes used to soak partly baked torn up bread in water to ferment. This is the drink the Roman Legions used to call, " Pig swallow". Those early Germans must've cut off their berries for saying that. Isn't history fun?:rockin:

Russian kvass is made that way too.

The more you know...

 

[TheCADJockey]

The early Germanic tribes used to soak partly baked torn up bread in water to ferment.

Sounds like breakfast to me.