Funny things you've overheard about beer

[JonM]

Someone just described a low-ABV hoppy beer as an Indian Session Ale.

Missed it by *that* much.

 

[brewguyver]

I was recently in South FL at a brewery. Two college age beer drinkers were at the bar starting their way through a flight of brews.
Drinker #1: "Augh.... You said this was grapefruit flavored!"
After tracking down the beer's description card, Drinker #2 replied: "It is, it says so right here..." And proceeded to read the description.
Drinker#1: "It tastes like a bitter beer!"
Drinker #2: "I can't help it if they got it wrong!"
I found it amusing.

I've had that feeling about cascade for years. Then I realized the flavor (to me) is grapefruit PEEL ... And it all made sense.

 

[n240sxguy]

Someone just described a low-ABV hoppy beer as an Indian Session Ale.

Missed it by *that* much.

One letter off.


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[NickTheGreat]

I have a friend that made a Session IPA. Maybe he could coin that term ISA.

 

[2drunk2]

Outside of commercials, has anyone ever seen a person drinking Bud Light and thought, "That guy is up for anything!"? I usually think, "They must have 9 dollar buckets tonight.".

 

[TheCADJockey]

Outside of commercials, has anyone ever seen a person drinking Bud Light and thought, "That guy is up for anything!"? I usually think, "They must have 9 dollar buckets tonight.".

My friends and I made "The Freedom Funnel", a funnel with a 15 foot hose on it and they would fill it with Bud Light from the rooftop. We were pretty much up for anything... but... that, was a long time ago.

 

[BreezyBrew]

Haha! But the good news is they are advertising fun rather than quality. In business speak I believe it's called market positioning.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

It also sounds like a terrible idea. Your choice of intoxicating beverage dictates how fun you are... sounds like an idea Americans will lash out against.

 

[JohnSand]

Tellin' ya. I asked for a glass of water at the bar on Tuesday night. The Very Busty Bartender said "You're no fun!"
I really am, but I was also driving.

 

[n240sxguy]

Tellin' ya. I asked for a glass of water at the bar on Tuesday night. The Very Busty Bartender said "You're no fun!"
I really am, but I was also driving.

Did she give you a BMC?


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[UWDawg13]

Tellin' ya. I asked for a glass of water at the bar on Tuesday night. The Very Busty Bartender said "You're no fun!"
I really am, but I was also driving.

Lets hear more about this bartender...

 

[2drunk2]

Tellin' ya. I asked for a glass of water at the bar on Tuesday night. The Very Busty Bartender said "You're no fun!"
I really am, but I was also driving.

Ask if she drinks Bud Light. If she does, THEN SHE'S UP FOR ANYTHING!

Good to know up front.

 

[BreezyBrew]

Ask if she drinks Bud Light. If she does, THEN SHE'S UP FOR ANYTHING!

Good to know up front.

I respect your opinion and think it's absolutely true. If she drinks brown liquor, look out. Haha

 

[Billy-Klubb]

It also sounds like a terrible idea. Your choice of intoxicating beverage dictates how fun you are... sounds like an idea Americans will lash out against.

I feel lashing out right now!

 

[drainbamage]

Lets hear more about this bartender...

You beat me to it.

 

[masonsjax]

I'm the opposite. I'm no fun but I typically order beer, especially when driving! 8o

 

[UWDawg13]

You beat me to it.

Great minds

 

[SupervisingChildren]

I was talking to the eventual father in law (who also brews) a while back ago about the zombie dust clone I made and told him about the almost 9oz of hops, and he stated that he made an ipa with 2oz of hops. What!?! :what:

 

[thatjonguy]

I was talking to the eventual father in law (who also brews) a while back ago about the zombie dust clone I made and told him about the almost 9oz of hops, and he stayed that he made an ipa with 2oz of hops. What!?! :what:

1 gallon?

 

[BreezyBrew]

1 gallon?

That's funny, I don't care who ya are.

 

[brandonman]

My friends and I made "The Freedom Funnel", a funnel with a 15 foot hose on it and they would fill it with Bud Light from the rooftop. We were pretty much up for anything... but... that, was a long time ago.

Great... I just had a bad idea.


I live on the seventh floor.

:cross::cross:

 

[number40fan]

Great... I just had a bad idea.


I live on the seventh floor.

:cross::cross:

Stick the hose in the freezer to keep the foam down.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Stick the hose in the freezer to keep the foam down.

Nah, the mindset of those who would use a multiple story beer bong is the same one that uses nose grease to kill the head. Head retention does not matter, so just run some veggie oil through it first

 

[BreezyBrew]

Haha love the mindset of this forum. Improving the process of a multi story beer bong. "You're doing it wrong!"

 

[drainbamage]

Haha love the mindset of this forum. Improving the process of a multi story beer bong. "You're doing it wrong!"

You realize how many engineers there are on here, don't you?

Courtesy of MSN (that bastion of well-researched journalism):

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

I heard budwieser is the king of beers...really F'n funny

 

[unionrdr]

Ha. King of beers. Where's your crown king nothing???

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

Ha. King of beers. Where's your crown king nothing???

budwieser has a crown, but the paper one you get at burger king ha

 

[TheCADJockey]

Ha. King of beers. Where's your crown king nothing???

 

[unionrdr]

lolz. I should've known that one would come up...