Funny things you've overheard about beer

[Temptd2]

Good reasons why he's an "ex"!

That and plenty more... LOL!

 

[Fizzycist]

That guy sounds dumb as a corndog with no stick.

On topic, at a great little bar here there's a mirror/advertisement in the men's room for Bass Pale Ale that says "... using the finest two-row barley and malted hops." I'm opening myself up to a "Well, actually..." here, but, malted hops? Come on! If you are gonna spout random nonsense brewing terms at least make them in a foreign language. Which mostly just leaves German, I guess. Not quite the thing for British beer.

 

[Keith66]

Are you sure you weren't just drunk as a corndog and it actually said "...using the finest two-row barely malt and hops"? lol

 

[day_trippr]

Are you sure you weren't just drunk as a corndog and it actually said "...using the finest two-row barely malt and hops"? lol

"Barely"?
What kind of men's room do you think he was in?

Cheers!

 

[Fizzycist]

I was a bit drunk but I got a photo with my phone, just can't upload it. Here's one from the google of the same logo.

 

[jbaysurfer]

+infinity. How would you do a comparison between a Belgian quad and an adjunct lager? It'd be like comparing a good champagne and mountain dew...

Duh! They both have the same kinda bubbles!

 

[jbaysurfer]

I remember my ex, who was a grocery store manager, telling me one time that he always hated to see a woman buying beer because all he could think about was that the beer was going to make her fart! LOL!

He's also the one who, one night at my Dad's, asked a brilliant question - my Dad said to me, "I have some bones I saved in the freezer for Brandy (our German shepherd) and ex says, "Oh, do dogs eat bones?" REALLY??? LOL!

LMAO...what exactly happened to your ex?

 

[troy2000]

LMAO...what exactly happened to your ex?

Think dogs and bones...

 

[lonesomeoak]

I didn't over hear but I saw a garbage man taking cases of Bud Light out of a room and smashing them into the garbage truck. Kind of made my day!


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[BigAndo]

Ice cold lager (served 3 degrees lower in temp than normal, comes out of the same keg) makes you pee more than normal lager. If you drink the ice cold, you will be up all night at the pisser.


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[drainbamage]

Think dogs and bones...

Kim Jong Un, is that you?

 

[kombat]

So we are not supposed to drink those bombers of 8%-10% in one night?

They're supposed to last a whole night???

 

[Temptd2]

LMAO...what exactly happened to your ex?

You mean like, was he dropped on his head as a baby? Probably.

You mean like, where is he now? Last I heard he was living with his Mommy. He's 10 years older than me. We were married 3 grueling years! THAT was "way back when" though.

 

[NickTheGreat]

"Barely"?
What kind of men's room do you think he was in?

Cheers!

Wouldn't "barely malt" be what BMC uses in their lite, low carb beers?

 

[dangerbrew]

I had to sit through Drinking Buddies... I thought it was a movie about brewing... boy was I wrong...

If you were looking for a movie just about craft beer, you would be sorely disappointed. However, I think the movie itself was well done. The craft beer angle is just a backdrop.

 

[pointcity-homebrew]

If you were looking for a movie just about craft beer, you would be sorely disappointed. However, I think the movie itself was well done. The craft beer angle is just a backdrop.

I agree not a horrible movie by no means, but it's no Beer Fest........

 

[EdMerican]

LMAO...what exactly happened to your ex?

Likely natural selection.

 

[Temptd2]

Likely natural selection.

LOL! Thankfully, he never bred, and he is an only child.

 

[Keith66]

"Barely"?

DOH! Barley able to spell! lol

 

[jbaysurfer]

You mean like, was he dropped on his head as a baby? Probably.

You mean like, where is he now? Last I heard he was living with his Mommy. He's 10 years older than me. We were married 3 grueling years! THAT was "way back when" though.

I mean like: if he sees a girl ordering beer and all he can think about is that it will give her farts....there must've been one of those holding him under the covers type experiences at play.

 

[Temptd2]

I mean like: if he sees a girl ordering beer and all he can think about is that it will give her farts....there must've been one of those holding him under the covers type experiences at play.

I can assure you it wasn't ME! :cross: His mind worked in strange and wondrous ways.

 

[n240sxguy]

I can assure you it wasn't ME! :cross: His mind worked in strange and wondrous ways.

Strange I can believe. Wondrous may take some more convincing.


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[Vellum]

While perusing the local craigslist I found this

http://austin.craigslist.org/for/4292770154.html

Made me crack up pretty hard. That poor thing is in bad shape!

 

[drainbamage]

While perusing the local craigslist I found this

http://austin.craigslist.org/for/4292770154.html

Made me crack up pretty hard. That poor thing is in bad shape!

But at least it's still "bright and shiny"!

 

[captwalt]

that looks a lot like my wort chiller

 

[DrunkleJon]

That is not a happy little tree.

 

[dangerbrew]

While perusing the local craigslist I found this

http://austin.craigslist.org/for/4292770154.html

Made me crack up pretty hard. That poor thing is in bad shape!

HA! Now that is a professional piece of brewing equipment.

He should market it as a condenser for distilling. Some idiot interested in moonshining for the first time will pick it up in a second, I guarantee it.

 

[BeerGrylls]

While perusing the local craigslist I found this

http://austin.craigslist.org/for/4292770154.html

Made me crack up pretty hard. That poor thing is in bad shape!

The new Blurkmegnn Germinator

 

[finsfan]

Wow, these guys are idiots. Drinking game: drink whenever they say microbew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io-H1F-TJHQ

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[hunter_le five]

Wow, these guys are idiots. Drinking game: drink whenever they say microbew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io-H1F-TJHQ

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Ugh, I'm only one minute into the video and already it's excruciating....