Funny things you've overheard about beer

[Wolfdust]

Unclean! Unclean!

 

[cannman]

Oxy clean fix everything!

 

[ericbw]

it's not just a "liberal" thing. I knew a lot of republicans and wanna-be anarchists that hate how big corporations operate.

Outside of taking a real moral stance, that's not a good reason for selecting a product. Again, outside of a real moral stance.

 

[ROCbass]

My server at Old Chicago Pizza and Taproom made a comment about how he couldn't believe they were able to pull off putting milk in beer when I ordered a Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Hmmm I just bought a 12 pack of bottles and they included the beer for free

FTFY

 

[slym2none]

You know, if you don't learn to use the search function on this site, you will be as shunned as a leper in biblical Palestine...

I've learned how to use it. Notice I didn't start a new thread...



I was just typing out what I was thinking at the time.

 

[slym2none]

Just the ones that scream," I'm not cheap but easily used"!

Sounds like my ex...

:cross:

 

[cannman]

Sounds like my ex...

:cross:

When you're looking for not cheap but easily used... craigslist.

 

[unionrdr]

Or my developement! A few have been busted already for being easily used to get the down payment on there homes. And they laughed at me for being honest.

 

[slym2none]

When you're looking for not cheap but easily used... craigslist.

I'd rather pay via food & alcohol than a straight cash sale.

:fro:

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I really like that sleek, conservative anarchist jacket you're wearing

that jacket is about 40 years old. my uncle gave it to me and was pissed when I did that to it. this is what it looked like about 10 years ago.

 

[Barley_Bob]

Sitting on top of the picnic table with your feet on the bench = total badass

 

[troy2000]

It is absolutely a liberal thing. True conservatives (not the social conservative neocons) value capitalism and freedom for businesses to operate.

You may want to check your definitions...liberalism and anarchists go hand in hand. Unless of course you think it's conservatives who burned Ferguson and are tearing Baltimore apart. Notice I never said anything about political party; I'm talking about ideals.

You don't own the same Webster's I do, apparently. In mine anarchist and liberal are two separate words, with very different meanings.

How do you square your description of liberals as anarchists with the common conservative belief that liberals love big government? That seems like a pretty big either/or to me...

It's also a crock to blame Ferguson rioting on liberals. People who take advantage of protests to riot and loot are generally apolitical criminals, not liberal political activists.

 

[Kee]

This John Oliver clip has some pretty funny descriptions of Bud Light at about the 2:50 mark (if you don't have time for the whole thing).

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxyGGKWGV70[/ame]

 

[unionrdr]

LMAO! That was pretty good right there! The first description was great too! "If I give you this Bud Light, are you up for whatever happens"? A few bottles later...BUUURAAAAALPH!

 

[slym2none]

"It's like a liquid John Mayer song."

ROFLMMFAO

 

[Trippel-A]

It is absolutely a liberal thing. True conservatives (not the social conservative neocons) value capitalism and freedom for businesses to operate.

You may want to check your definitions...liberalism and anarchists go hand in hand.

That second sentence is absolute nonsense.

As for the first, conservatives also value the ability for entrepreneurs to enter and disrupt a market (really, I think most of us value that, but anyway). Big businesses definitely try to gain monopolistic control to prevent new entrants from finding a foothold, in every industry.

 

[Psylocide]

"It's like a liquid John Mayer song."

ROFLMMFAO

By far the best one, IMO.

 

[flars]

No snow recently. Beginning to harvest asparagus.

 

[drainbamage]

This John Oliver clip has some pretty funny descriptions of Bud Light at about the 2:50 mark (if you don't have time for the whole thing).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxyGGKWGV70

I'd like to see a spoof of one of those commercials:

*Guy walks up to bar*

Bartender: What can I get ya?
Customer: Bud Light.
B: If I give you this Bud Light, are you up for whatever happens?
C: Hell yeah, bro!
B: Alright man! Take this! *Hands something to customer*
C: What's this?
B: It's a dress. We're hitting up a drag club.
C: WTF dude?!
B: You said you were up for whatever!
C: No! That's f***in' gay.


Announcer: Bud Light. When you're up for anything...as long as it's stereotypical hyper-macho bro stuff.

 

[biochemedic]

No snow recently. Beginning to harvest asparagus.

God Damn! That was funnier than *almost* anything recently!

 

[mark7347]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

what isn't going on in this thread?

 

[drainbamage]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

You know...little bit of Column A, little of Column B.

 

[1977Brewer]

You know...little bit of Column A, little of Column B.

A pinch of cumin, dash of chili powder, little Garlic.

And that is how you make taco seasoning packs taste better.

 

[hunter_le five]

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What does half the $#!t in this thread have to do with the topic? You new here?

 

[1977Brewer]

What does half the $#!t in this thread have to do with the topic? You new here?

New signature. Tomorrow. I'm not gonna bother with it tonight.

 

[Wolfdust]

Offered a neighbor a home brew sasion, he said "no thanks, it's not my thing, I'm a coors light guy. It's probably too strong for me anyway." this from the 6'2" 300lb guy. My wife thought he was a p#§§¥ when I told her. She likes imperial stouts

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Offered a neighbor a home brew sasion, he said "no thanks, it's not my thing, I'm a coors light guy. It's probably too strong for me anyway." this from the 6'2" 300lb guy. My wife thought he was a p#§§¥ when I told her. She likes imperial stouts

You should have offered him a Guinness

 

[1977Brewer]

Why is Guinness so funny? No matter the circumstance, Guinness is the punchline.