Funniest bathroom graffiti

[BrownDogBrews]

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[mcaple1]

Written on the latrine wall at summer camp was the phrase, "watch out for the snakes - they bite hard".

On the lighter side there is a restaurant in Duluth that has two way mirrors over the urinals, so when you are doing your thing you can see people eating in the restaurant.

which restaurant is that....not Fitgers right>?

 

[JonM]

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[AintLifeGrand]

I've always gotten a good kick out of bathroom/porto potty humor. heres one ive seen a few times in portos on the jobsite. 'all turds over 6 inches must be hand lowered due to chemical ass splash; osha code 8437'

 

[hamiltont]

Pasted in the urinal at a campground:

 

[barneygumble]

Here's one I read at the Dinosaur restaraunt in Syracuse NY about 15 years ago. It said:
"When I die, I want to die peacefully and in my sleep, like my grandfather did.
Not screaming and in terror like his passengers."

 

[dap325]

One of my favorites..

 

[tch1980]

underneath a toilet paper holder at my old work..."you are now ****ting at 45 degree angle"....always cracked up!

 

[sfrisby]

About time this thread got revived!

 

[DakotaRules]

One of my favorites..

Thats awesome!

 

[DewGun316]

I liked all the chuck Norris jokes in the bathrooms while at training awsome stuff.

 

[djfriesen]

I went to a Christian liberal arts school. In a bathroom near the Physics Department was scribbled "Jesus Saves."

Below it, someone added "Everyone else takes damage." The nerd in me lul'd.

 

[thepartsmancometh]

In a highway rest stop once, I saw a "baby changing station" with the "c" crossed out...I used to have a pic of it somewhere

 

[smalliewader]

A bar in Jackson Hole is tiled with tiles that people got to write on before firing. My favorite is "Every girl has one brown eye".

 

[DakotaRules]

A bar in Jackson Hole is tiled with tiles that people got to write on before firing. My favorite is "Every girl has one brown eye".

Now that's funny!

 

[drainbamage]

I work for the State Highway Dept. This sticker was posted on the toilet at one of the county Maintenance garages.

 

[sfrisby]

This was a great thread. I am sure there is great graffiti to be shared but this thread is buried. Resurrecting for new graffiti.

 

[cabron99]

Noted on a condom dispensing machine in Heidelberg:
"This gum tastes like rubber"

 

[gestyr]

In a certain "yuppie" bar in Portland, Me, they had mounted a chalkboard on the wall for graffiti. I took a paint pen and inscribed on the clean wall next to it: "sanctioned graffiti sucks".

And yes, the statute of limitations has long ago expired. :rockin:

 

[Billy-Klubb]

one I wrote over a urinal in a dive bar me & my wife used drink at: these mints taste like piss

 

[Oldskooler]

When I was in Vietnam someone wrote. If I had a house in hell and a farm in Nam I'd sell my farm and go home.

 

[sfrisby]

I miss this thread.

 

[bkboiler]

back at college in the mechanical engineering building, the men's restroom was tiled up to the ceiling in 1" tiles...so lots of grout.
above the urinals were written in the grout all sorts of grout puns
"Grout Expectations"
"The Grout Bambino"
"Three Strikes and you're grout!"
etc...

 

[JonM]

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[sfrisby]

I searched. Came up with nothing. View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1482972061.973550.jpg

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Without being rude nor crude...