Thanks for the input guys. Now I have time to finish drinking the 2cases of Sam adams, so I don't have to pay for empty bottles.....who would? I will keep up with the posts and let ya know how it's going.
Make sure you become extremely obsessive about keeping bottles. The more bottles, the better. Then eventually she will get frustrated. Be sure to leave a couple of magazine or paper articles about kegging homebrew around. Eventually she will suggest you switch to kegs, so you can get rid of the bottles.
If you are nervous about removing the lid of your fermenter during fermentation:
A) Don't be. Drink another Sam Adams.
B) You can simply wait until you no longer see any activity in the airlock, then wait another week. By then, you can be reasonably sure that fermentation has completed.
HOWEVER, you should know that the ONLY way to know if fermentation has taken place or has completed is through gravity readings. I give the advice in (B) above only because, after 15 years of homebrewing, I find that this timing is pretty consistent, give or take a day. Then you usually want to wait the extra week to give your yeast a chance to clean up any off-flavors due to diacetyl, etc.
You want to take a gravity reading before pitching your yeast, because you can approximate the alcohol content by subtracting the final gravity from the starting gravity. There is a formula, but the odds are the paper in your hydrometer has an alcohol scale, as well. Just take the difference between the two alcohol numbers, and voila. Because I guarantee you someone will ask how strong the beer is.
Enjoy the obsession.