Well yesterday was brew day....and it was a disaster lol. I'll break it down and hope for the best. I picked up seven gallons of filtered water from the grocery store and started with 4.5 as suggested and brought the kettle up to 162 degrees. Once it hit 162, I took the kettle off the burner and placed it on a flannel blanket and then added the brewers filter bag. Added and gently stirred in all 6.5 lbs of grain I had, covered it up, and wrapped another blanket around the outside. I decided to shoot for a 60 minute mash and just like magic, it was at 152 degrees when I started. Those calculators are pretty impressive. I decided to check on it every 20 minutes to get a temp and give it a light stir. To my excitement, after a full hour it still was sitting at 150 on the dot. I was pretty excited here thinking that I nailed my first partial mash. I lifted the grains out of the kettle and let them drip for as long as I could then put the bag aside into one of my buckets. It was then that I realized that at some point the filter bag had ripped open on the bottom. Luckily not a huge rip, but enough to let maybe 1/3 to 1/2 cup of grain into the kettle. I had ordered my grain crushed from NB so there was no use in trying to catch it all since it was so small. I decided to proceed.
Fast forward and I stirred in my extract and started preparing for a boil. This is where it got ugly. I actually had a lot of volume at the start of my boil, more than expected. I don't know if the grain just didn't soak much up or what but I started with about 19 quarts after the extract. About an hour went by, there was definitely action but not a boil by definition. Just a lot of small fizzy bubbles at the top. This is when I made my second unfortunate discovery. I went to temp the water to see how close I was to a boil and my thermometer told me I was at 222 degrees. This was clearly not the case so I dug out our old digital meat thermometer and used that and it told me I was at 210 which seemed much more accurate since I could tell I was just short of the boil. So, basically the thermometer I had been using was reading temps about 12 degrees higher than they actually were which means I mashed 60 minutes at probably closer to 138-140 degrees. This was very discouraging considering I had previously been pretty excited about being able to sustain the temp for an hour. I'm guessing a lot of starches from the oats likely didn't convert here. Damn.
Back to the boil...I put the lid on to try and kickstart it and within a few minutes I was at a slow boil. Finally! So I added my hop bag (which did nothing but float by the way, could't get it to sink) and started my timer. Well, a few minutes in the boil died. I had to put the lid back on to kickstart again and same result within a few minutes. Now I didn't know what to do. I decided to move the kettle over a little in order to use two burners. I didn't think it would do much because in order to get it to sit on top of a second burner, I was also removing a good amount of surface contact away from the original burner but surprisingly it gave me a few degrees boost to get the job done. Now I restarted my boil timer. Couple issues here...when I say boil I mean like a 212.3 degree boil. It is about as gentle as a boil as you've ever seen. Second, the initial 3 oz of hops I added ended up sitting in the kettle about 20 minutes longer than I planned since I had to keep restarting the timer. I'm worried this will add bitterness.
Once boil was over, I used a bunch of ice and cold water in my bath tub to cool it. This took FOREVER. I had finished with about 4 gallons after the boil where I previously had about 19 quarts. Losing just three quarts of water in all that time on the stove should tell you how vigorous of a boil I had going

. I tried to keep stirring it every so often and taking temps with my digital thermometer but I just couldn't seem to get it down. Even after an hour it was at like 80 so I decided to just siphon it all into my carboy and top it off with a gallon of room temp water and pitch my yeast.
I did rehydrate my yeast but not sure if I did it right. I did as follows:
Poured 8 oz clean water into a sauce pan and heated to a boil, once it hit a boil I poured it back into a sanitized liquid measuring cup and covered with saran wrap. Let it sit until it got to about 105 degrees. This took forever too, ended up having to make a second ice bath in my sink. Once it got to around 105 I sprinkled both packets of yeast on top then let it sit for 15 minutes. Then I stirred it up into a cream and let sit a little while longer. After that I topped it off with cold filtered water from my brita to knock the temp down. Once it got to about 80 I poured it all directly into my carboy. Shook it up as much as I could and now have it sitting downstairs with a blowoff.
TLDR?
Mashed an hour at 138 due to faulty thermometer.
Grain bag ripped and I estimate 1/3 to 1/2 cup of grain got into the kettle.
Hops sat in kettle about an extra 20 minutes before actually achieving a true unattended boil.
My "boil" was as gentle as can be.
How ****ed am I?
Here is the filter bag I used for the grain.
According to my hydrometer the original gravity before pitching yeast was about 1.080 but Brewers Friend told me it should have been closer to 1.091 if not higher.
Am I likely going to end up with an astringent, dry, bitter, light bodied stout?