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[brick]

How do you tell a homebrewer friend his beer sucks, and you're sleeping with his SWMBO?

 

[oakbarn]

How do you tell a homebrewer friend his beer sucks, and you're sleeping with his SWMBO?

Well, we are no longer friends. I confessed to sleeping with the SWMBOand he forgave me and broke out a couple of his "beers". I thought I needed to finish the confession and told him about his "$h1t beer". He kicked me out and told me never to come by again.

 

[masonsjax]

Forgot to sanitize my tub, is my batch ruined?

Forgot yeast, can I just call it a Southern Tier clone?

 

[PRE66_6TART]

Had coitus with my carboy, is my beer ruined?

 

[boydster]

Had coitus with my carboy, is my beer ruined?

I think cheezydemon3 actually made a thread like that once...

Edit: Hehe https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/accidentally-had-sex-my-beer-ruined-428005/

 

[PRE66_6TART]

I think cheezydemon3 actually made a thread like that once...

Edit: Hehe https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/accidentally-had-sex-my-beer-ruined-428005/

Two people having sex in the fermenting beer? A preposterous idea.

Someone who is compelled to actually f*** the beer itself? Now that's believable. Who hasn't said to themselves at some point, "I would f*** this beer."

 

[maynardtl8]

Someone who is compelled to actually f*** the beer itself? Now that's believable. Who hasn't said to themselves at some point, "I would f*** this beer."[/QUOTE]

Oh, you mean you guys havent?.....oh, uhhh...awkward...

 

[drainbamage]

Someone who is compelled to actually f*** the beer itself? Now that's believable. Who hasn't said to themselves at some point, "I would f*** this beer."

Oh, you mean you guys havent?.....oh, uhhh...awkward...[/QUOTE]

I can see this evolving into a thread of its own..."Who'd you rather: Pliny or Zombie Dust?" "Old Rasputin or KBS?" :cross: