Fake troll thread titles - give us your best!!

[boydster]

Does drinking wit really make you smarter?

 

[davekippen]

"I read that I need to drink IPA's fresh, so I cooled my wort and drank it. Im not feeling any alcohol effects, WTH?"

 

[hillybilly]

I got a Mr. Beer and the Keg is plastic instead of wood will I able to still make Bud Light

 

[DrunkleJon]

I am trying to oak my beer but cannot get the acorns to sprout.

 

[gcdowd]

Trying to clone a beer. When do I add the chromosomes?

 

[drainbamage]

Where do I find Indian hops to make an IPA?

 

[Arg1129]

Done two extract kits, now building a 3bbl nano! Thoughts on marketing?

 

[sloanfamilydsm]

Somebody keeps stealing the vodka from my airlocks!! Do they make a lockable airlock?

 

[hillybilly]

I love beer but hate hops can I make beer without hops

 

[sloanfamilydsm]

If I can mash at 155 for 45 min, why can't I mash at 170 for 30 min, do a 10 min single batch sparge, boil for 20 min at 20 ibu bittering and wrap it all up in under an hour?

 

[russrob81]

Looking to make a lawn mower beer with grass clippings aroma. How many pounds of clippings do I need

 

[hillybilly]

My beer taste like grass is this caused by the green pellets I added at 60, 45, and 15 mins

 

[boydster]

Beer sucks.

 

[m_c_zero]

Beer sucks.

We got a winner!

 

[Swarley88]

Here's the thread for those that missed it:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/forgot-key-ingredient-does-matter-much-280208/

Instant classic.

Hahahaha also I want an unique taste so I want to add apples and bananas, should I add those now? Haha what a good laugh.

 

[Glynn]

Skipped fermenter and put wort and yeast straight into bottles. Okay?

LOL. Sadly i know someone at work who did that once.....once

 

[boydster]

In all hobesty ( plz nobovy get mad)

...sorry I just couldn't resist...

 

[gcdowd]

In all hobesty ( plz nobovy get mad)

...sorry I just couldn't resist...

Haha I just read that thread this morning. Instant classic

Edit: and who buys a premium membership just to troll?

 

[splattsmier]

My name is mikedavid00. I've learned my lesson. Can I come back to HBT please?

I missed this fiasco, so I spent the last couple hours Google-ing and YouTube-ing; wow. Funny stuff. A part of me wishes I had made it into the hobby to catch the "Cooper's scandal."

Okay, back on topic...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Milk stout. Would it be even better if I used my wife's breast milk rather than pasteurized?

 

[gcdowd]

I missed this fiasco, so I spent the last couple hours Google-ing and YouTube-ing; wow. Funny stuff. A part of me wishes I had made it into the hobby to catch the "Cooper's scandal."

Okay, back on topic...

Did you watch his 10 part series on a yeast starter? Talk about crazy

 

[hillybilly]

I was told to be really anal about sanitation how do I het my fermentation bucket up there

 

[boydster]

How much do you guys charge people for a case of home brew?

Yeast strains & isolation: is there anything Pillsbury biscuits can't do?

 

[jonmohno]

Poop on your pussie. Think I just said that,and totally appropriate.

 

[gcdowd]

How many mosquitoes does it take to extract enough pee to make a 5 gallon batch of skeeter pee?

 

[beaston]

How many mosquitoes does it take to extract enough pee to make a 5 gallon batch of skeeter pee?

Lol i made that joke already

 

[Cromwell]

I am an idiot. (I bet it'd get some replies.)

 

[RacingRam]

1-pint brewers UNITE!!! How to brew beer in mason jars.

 

[tom_gamer]

1-pint brewers UNITE!!! How to brew beer in mason jars.

We will have so much room for recreations

 

[hillybilly]

Will Girls drinking homebrew flash their breast at me?