Excuse My Ignorance but....(SWMBO?)

[Bernie Brewer]

Sinister Witch Must Be Obliterated


The divorce is final in 2 months.........


Edit: I really don't talk about her that way, but it's still kinda funny......

 

[EisBerg]

Silly ****** Might Be Offended

 

[Revvy]

But howmany of you know where it comes from?

The first use of swmbo was in the serialized novel "She" (w** m*** b* o*****) by H. Rider Haggard published between October 1886 to January 1887....IIRC it is part of the Alan Quartermain novels...Remember the movie King Solomon's Mine This is part of the series.

And also the Sean Connery Character in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

You can read the novel online it looks like...Bibliomania: Free Online Literature and Study Guides


And Ursula Andres made a damn fine looking one in the 1966 film version.

huminahuminahumina!!!!!!


I just love (being sarcastic of course) how some people get so freaking bent out of shape (like anus guy) about it

Like these threads...

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/who-wears-pants-round-here-72230/

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/why-i-hate-swmbo-71202/

My answer is get the **** over it...it's a term of endearment, and meant to be fun...(AND this is from a guy who spent a good part of the 90's leading men's workshops & retreats along side the likes of Robert Bly, James Hillman and Michael Meade, produced and co-hosted a radio show on men's issues, and published several articles on the subject a few which were reprinted on menweb http://www.menweb.org/. If I can handle it, then the rest of you should just suck it up, or 'll beat you with my drum) *wink*


Silly ******s Must Be Ousted.

 

[blackwaterbrewer]

Someone Who Might Be Outsider? [as in the original poster]

 

[beerthirty]

Sorry Would Mean Bull Offal.

 

[blackwaterbrewer]

S he W ho M eagerly B ends O ver

 

[Mustangfreak]

Spoilsport Who Makes Boring Observations

ROFL! .....

 

[hopsalot]

some whitey must be oblivious.... not stereotyping of course.. you are right revy that guy is a total punk

 

[Picobrew]

There are technically three types of SWMBO:

She Who My Beer Obliterates (this one might be problematic)

She Who My Beer Offends (this one is definitely a problem)

and

She Who My Beer Orgasms (this one will do)

 

[bsay]

Sad
When
My
Brewday is
Over

 

[Southwood]

Sinister Watchmen Might Be Ozymandias

You win, thread over...

 

[BrewBrain]

Skinless Wiener Maggots Bought Online

 

[HBRunner]

Serious whoring may be obsessive

 

[PavlovsCat]

Sexy Women May Boink Outside

 

[Ceedubya]

Someone We Must Belittle Obviously

 

[tetrylone]

YES!!!!

Damn, there are some creative brewers out there! Thanks for making me chuckle this morning folks - this is why I love HBT!

 

[user 22118]

Scallywags Waxing My Brothers Overbite

 

[user 22118]

Small Weinered Men Basquing Outside

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Still Whipping My Big Organ

 

[agroff383]

What does it mean!!

 

[joety]

Some where my boss objects

 

[beerthirty]

Searching Will Mean Best Offerings

 

[jfrizzell]

She wills my beer open

 

[Ceedubya]

Someone We Must Belittle Openly

 

[fretsforlife]

and I think the S stands for She

 

[Homercidal]

Someone Who Makes Better Orgasms

 

[BugleBrew]

Not again...

 

[Fingers]

So Why Must Boys Offgas?

 

[IrregularPulse]

So in Short, No, Nobody can tell you. It's the rules.

 

[iasquith]

Ah Ah! I've just guessed it, its so obvious when you know the answer
dont worry I wont tell, let them suffer like I did .
now I'm in the club will my beers improve ?