Excuse My Ignorance but....(SWMBO?)

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janzik

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Stupid Wimpy Manchild Belittling Oneself...

Actually, this is my opportunity to pimp my signature...
 

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Freedom of speach.

She doesn't hesitate to speak freely about everything I bless up.

The right to bare arms.

We are muslims and she hates long sleeves in summer.
 

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you guys rock. unlike some women I really like the SWMBO thing, if it were only true. If he only obeyed, it would all be good. HWMBC is not into obeying. I on the other hand am the perfect wife, I like to brew beer, drink beer & do other wifley things with HWMBC.
 

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Sinister Witch Must Be Obliterated


The divorce is final in 2 months.........


Edit: I really don't talk about her that way, but it's still kinda funny......
 

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But howmany of you know where it comes from?

The first use of swmbo was in the serialized novel "She" (w** m*** b* o*****) by H. Rider Haggard published between October 1886 to January 1887....IIRC it is part of the Alan Quartermain novels...Remember the movie King Solomon's Mine This is part of the series.

And also the Sean Connery Character in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.



You can read the novel online it looks like...Bibliomania: Free Online Literature and Study Guides


And Ursula Andres made a damn fine looking one in the 1966 film version.





huminahuminahumina!!!!!!


I just love (being sarcastic of course) how some people get so freaking bent out of shape (like anus guy) about it

Like these threads...

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/who-wears-pants-round-here-72230/

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/why-i-hate-swmbo-71202/

My answer is get the **** over it...it's a term of endearment, and meant to be fun...(AND this is from a guy who spent a good part of the 90's leading men's workshops & retreats along side the likes of Robert Bly, James Hillman and Michael Meade, produced and co-hosted a radio show on men's issues, and published several articles on the subject a few which were reprinted on menweb http://www.menweb.org/. If I can handle it, then the rest of you should just suck it up, or 'll beat you with my drum) *wink*


Silly Wankers Must Be Ousted.
 

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some whitey must be oblivious.... not stereotyping of course.. you are right revy that guy is a total punk
 

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There are technically three types of SWMBO:

She Who My Beer Obliterates (this one might be problematic)

She Who My Beer Offends (this one is definitely a problem)

and

She Who My Beer Orgasms (this one will do)
 
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