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I was beginning to wonder if anyone on this forum even liked games or flying for that matter. I'm having a hard time breaking the 1300's. Guess I need some more practice or just need more of that multi-purpose fluid that makes you think you're much better at games and many other of lifes activities. :tank:

Lets see some scores boys and girls!
 
Ok Ok, this has nothing to do with that game but the title made me think of story i find worthy of shaing. Gah, i had completely forgotten about this but my friends here in Landsberg just reminded me of it at a party last night.

So, have you ever driven a tractor drunk before you ask? Of course!

The night started out with 4 liters of Bavarias finest dunkel, Konig Ludwigs by Kaltenberg brewery. I was at a Medieval festival and just were having a jolly ol' time. Well, i ended up getting picked up by my host father and he informed me that one of my friends was having her birthday party and he was going to drop me off there. Ok, no problem right?

Once i get to the party i see them downing Tequila like...well...*******. So, i being the American amongst the worlds renowned drinkers decided to up the ante: i grabbed the bottle and started hammering it down. 4 liters + 6 shots = not good. I also being the now retardedly drunk American explained that i have my drivers license and at the time they didn't (17) and that i can drive the tractor sitting across the street from the house.

I hop on and the keys are already in it, so i start the old bastard up. Soon after i put it in gear, start moving forward and lets say less than 2mph or so. We laughed and soon realized that...oh ****...it won't turn off. (Just to let you know, this is what they've told me, i dont remember much). At this point i pass out behind the wheel, and they dont know what to do so they do the responsible thing. Leave me! Yes, thats right, they leave a passed out drunken foreigner on a tractor in the middle of the night while its moving.

...The next morning...I wake up in a light mist in the middle of a field in Bavaria still drunk. I kinda wipe my face and figure out where i am and walk home at about 7 in the morning. Lessons learned? Don't be a hero when drinking and dont trust foreign tractors. THE END.
 
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